Authors: Clive Barker
Needless to say, the Pickett magic couldn’t remain unchallenged forever.
There were always new stars in the ascendancy, new faces with the new smiles appearing on the screen every season, and after ten years of devotion the audience that had doted on Todd in the mid-to-late eighties began to look elsewhere for its heroes. It wasn’t that his pictures performed less well, but that others performed even better. A new definition of a blockbuster had appeared; money-machines like
Independence Day
and
Titanic
, which earned so much so quickly that pictures which would once have been called major hits were now in contrast simply modest successes.
Anxious to regain the ground he was losing, Todd decided to go back into business with Smotherman, who was just as eager to return to their glory days together. The project they’d elected to do together was a movie called
Warrior
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clichés pulled from every cheesy science-fiction B-movie of the fifties, and an early budget had put the picture somewhere in the region of a hundred million dollars simply to get it on screen, but Smotherman was confident that he could persuade either Fox or Paramount to green-light it. The show had everything, he said: an easily-grasped idea (primitive fighting man outwits hyper-intelligent intergalactic empire, using cunning and brute force); a dozen action sequences which called for state-of-the-art effects; and the kind of hero Todd could perform in his sleep: an ordinary man put in an extraordinary situation. It was a no-brainer, all round. The studios would be fools not to green-light it; it had all the marks of a massive hit.
He was nothing if not persuasive. In person, Smotherman was almost a parody of a high-voltage salesman: fast-talking, short-tempered and over-sexed. There was never an absence of “babes,” as he still called them, in his immediate vicinity; all were promised leading roles when they’d performed adequately for Smotherman in private, and all, of course, were discarded the instant he tired of them.
Preparations for
Warrior
were proceeding nicely. Then the unthinkable happened. A week shy of his forty-fourth birthday, Smotherman died.
He’d always been a man of legendary excess, a bottom-feeder happiest in the gamier part of any city. The circumstances of his death were perfectly consistent with this reputation: he’d died sitting at a table in a private club in New York, watching a lesbian sex show, the coronary that had felled him so massive and so sudden he had apparently been overtaken by it before he could even cry out for help. He was face down in a pile of cocaine when he was found, a drug he’d continued to consume in heroic quantities long after his contemporaries had cleaned up their acts and had their sinuses surgically reconstructed. It was one of the thirty-five illegal substances found in his system at the autopsy.
He was buried in Las Vegas, according to the instructions in his will.
He’d been happiest there, he’d always said, with everything to win and everything to lose.
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Todd felt a cold trickle of apprehension pass down his spine. What Smotherman had known, and been at peace with, was the fact that all of Tinseltown was a game—and it could be lost in a heartbeat. Smotherman had been a gambling man. He’d taken pleasure in the possibility of failure and it had sweetened his success. Todd, on the other hand, had never even played the slots, much less a game of poker or roulette. Sitting there listening to the hypocrites—most of whom had despised Smotherman—stand up and extol the dead man, he realized that Keever’s passing cast a pall over his future. The golden days were over. His place in the sun would very soon belong to others; if it didn’t already.
The day after the memorial service he poured his fears out to Maxine.
She was all reassurance.
“Smotherman was a dinosaur,” she said as she sipped her vodka. “The only reason people put up with his bullshit all those years was because he made everybody a lot of money. But let’s be honest: he was a low-life.
You’re a class act. You’ve got nothing to worry about.”
“I don’t know,” Todd said, his head throbbing from one too many drinks. “I look at myself sometimes . . .”
“And what?”
“I’m not the guy I was when I made
Gunner
.”
“Damn right you’re not. You were nobody then. Now you’re one of the most successful actors in history.”
“There’s others coming up.”
“So what?” Maxine said, waving his concerns away.
“Don’t do that!” Todd said, slamming his palm down on the table.
“Don’t try and placate me! Okay?
We have a problem
. Smotherman was going to put me back on top, and now the sonofabitch is dead!”
“All right. Calm down. All I’m saying is that we don’t need Smotherman. We’ll hire somebody to rework the script, if that’s what you want.
Then we’ll find somebody hip to direct it. Somebody with a contemporary style. Smotherman was an old-fashioned guy. Everything had to be big. Big explosion. Big tits. Big guns. Audiences don’t care about any of that anymore. You need to be part of what’s coming up, not what hap-
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pened yesterday. You know, I hate to say it, but perhaps Keever’s dying is the best thing that could have happened. We need a new look for you. A new Todd Pickett.”
“You think it’s as simple as that?” Todd said. He wanted so much to believe that Maxine had the problem solved.
“How difficult can it be?” Maxine said. “You’re a great star. We just need to get people focused on you again.” She pondered for a moment.
“You know what? We should set up a lunch with Gary Eppstadt.”
“Oh Jesus, why? You know how I hate that ugly little fuck.”
“An ugly little fuck he may be. But he is going to pay for
Warrior
. And if he’s going to put twenty million and a slice of the back-end on the table for your services to art, you can make nice with the sonofabitch for an hour.”
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It wasn’t simply personal antipathy that had made Todd refer to Eppstadt so unflatteringly. It was the unvarnished truth. Eppstadt was the ugliest man in Los Angeles. Charitably, his eyes might have been called reptilian, his lips unkissable. His mother, in a fit of blind affection, might have noted that he was disproportioned. All this said, the man was still a narcissist of the first rank. He hung only the most expensive suits on his unfortunate carcass; his fingernails were manicured with obsessive precision; his personal barber trimmed his dyed hair every morning, having shaved him first with a straight razor.
There had been countless prayers offered up to that razor over the years, entreating it to slip! But Eppstadt seemed to live a charmed life.
He’d gone from strength to strength as he moved around the studios, claiming the paternity of every success, and blaming the failures on those who stood immediately behind him on the ladder, whom he promptly fired. It was the oldest trick in the book, but it had worked flawlessly. In an age in which corporations increasingly had the power, and studios were run by committees of business-school graduates and lawyers with an itch to have their fingers in the creative pie, Eppstadt was one of the old school. A powermonger, happiest in the company of somebody who needed his patronage, whom he could then abuse in a hundred subtle ways. That was his pleasure, and his revenge. What did he need beauty for, when he could make it tremble with a smiling
maybe
?
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brutal revenge picture that Eppstadt had taken a hand in making, firing the director off the project after two unpromising preview screenings, and hiring somebody else to shoot a rape scene and a new ending, in which the violated woman terrorized and eventually dispatched her attacker with a hedge-cutter.
“Thirty-two point six million dollars in three days,” he preened. “In
January
. That’s a hit. And you know what? There’s nobody
in
the picture.
Just a couple of no-name TV stars. It was all marketing.”
“Is the picture any good?” Todd asked.
“Yeah, it’s fucking
Hamlet
,” Eppstadt said, without missing a beat.
“You’re looking weary, my friend,” he went on. “You need a vacation. I’ve been taking time at this monastery—”
“Monastery?”
“Sounds crazy, right? But you feel the peace. You feel the tranquillity.
And they take Jews. Actually, I’ve seen more Jews there than at my nephew’s Bar Mitzvah. You should try it. Take a rest.”
“I don’t want to rest. I want to work. We need to set a start-date for
Warrior
.”
Eppstadt’s enthusiastic expression dimmed. “Oh, Christ. Is that what this little lunch is all about, Maxine?”
“Are you making it or not?” Todd pressed. “Because there’s plenty of other people who will if you won’t.”
“So maybe you should take it to one of them,” Eppstadt said, his gaze hooded. “You can have it in turnaround, if that’s what you want. I’ll get business affairs on it this afternoon.”
“So you’re really ready to let it go?” Maxine said, putting on an air of indifference.
“Perfectly ready, if that’s what Todd wants. I’m not going to stand in the way of you getting the picture made. You look surprised, Maxine.”
“I
am
surprised. A package like that . . . it’s a huge summer movie for Paramount.”
“Frankly I’m not sure this is the right time for the company to be making that kind of picture, Maxine. It’s a very hard market to read right now.
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And these expensive pictures. I mean, this is going to come in at well north of a hundred thirty million by the time we’ve paid for prints and advertising. I’m not sure that makes solid fiscal sense.” He tried a smile; it was lupine. “Look, Todd: I want to be in business with you. Paramount wants to be in business with you. Christ, you’ve been a gold-mine for us over the years. But there’s a generation coming up—and you know the demographics as well as I do—these kids filling up the multiplexes, they don’t have any loyalty to the
past
.”
Eppstadt knew what effect his words were having, and he was savoring every last drop of it.
“You see, in the good old days, the studios were able to
carry
stars through a weak patch. You had a star on a seven-year contract. He was being paid a weekly wage. You could afford a year or two of poor performance. But you’re expensive, Todd. You’re
crucifyingly
expensive. And I’ve got Viacom’s shareholders to answer to. I’m not sure they’d want to see me pay you twenty million dollars for a picture that might only gross . . . what did your last picture do? Forty-one domestic? And change?”
Maxine sighed, a little theatrically. “I’m sorry to hear that, Gary.”
“Look, Maxine, I’m sorry to be having to
say
it. Really I am. But numbers are numbers. If I don’t believe I can make a profit, what am I doing making the movie? You see where I’m coming from? That simply doesn’t make sense.”
Maxine got up from the table. “Will you excuse me a minute? I’ve got to make a call.”
Eppstadt caught the fire in Maxine’s voice.
“No lawyers, Maxine.
Please?
We can do this in a civilized manner.”
Maxine didn’t reply. She simply stalked off between tables, snarling at a waiter who got in her way. Eppstadt ate a couple of mouthfuls of rare tuna, then put down his fork. “It’s times like this I wish I still smoked.” He sat back in his chair and looked hard at Todd. “Don’t let her start a pissing competition, Todd, because if I’m cornered I’m going to have to stand up and tell it like it is. And then we’ll
all
have a mess on our hands.”
“Meaning what?”
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“Meaning . . .” Eppstadt looked pained; as though his proctologist were at work on him under the chair. “You can’t keep massaging numbers so your price looks justified when we all know it isn’t.”
“You were saying I’d been a gold-mine for Paramount. Just two minutes ago you said that.”
“That was then. This is now. That was Keever Smotherman, this is post–Keever Smotherman. He was the last of his breed.”
“So what are you saying?”
“Well . . . let me tell you what I’m
not
saying,” Eppstadt replied, his tone silky. “I’m not saying you don’t have a career.”
“Well that’s nice to hear,” Todd said sharply.
“I want to find something we can do together.”
“But . . .”
“But?”
Eppstadt seemed to be genuinely considering his reply before he spoke.
Finally, he said: “You’ve got talent, Todd. And you’ve obviously built a loyal fan-base over the years. What you
don’t
have is the drawing power you had back in the old days. It’s the same with all of you really expensive boys. Cruise. Costner. Stallone.” He took a moment, then leaned closer to Todd, dropping his voice to a conspiratorial whisper. “You want the truth?
You look weary. I mean,
deep down
weary.” Todd said nothing. Eppstadt’s observation was like being doused in ice-cold water. “Sorry to be blunt.
It’s not like I’m telling you something you don’t already know.”
Todd was staring at his hand, wondering what it would feel like to make a fist and beat it against Eppstadt’s face; over and over and over.
“Of course, you can have these things fixed,” Gary went on chattily. “I know a couple of guys older than you who went to see Bruce Burrows and looked ten years younger when he was finished working on them.”