Authors: Stuart MacBride
Tags: #Police Procedural, #Police, #Mystery & Detective, #Children - Crimes against, #Hard-Boiled, #Fiction, #Police - Scotland - Aberdeen, #Aberdeen (Scotland), #Serial murders - New York (State) - New York - Fiction, #Mystery fiction, #Crime, #General, #Children
'We're looking for Colin Mil er,' said Logan, flipping out his warrant card.
The man raised an eyebrow. 'Oh aye?' he said. 'You goin' to arrest him'
Logan slipped his identification back in his pocket. 'Wasn't intending to, but I'm starting to think about it. Why?'
The old reporter hitched up his trousers and beamed innocently at Logan. 'No reason.'
Pause, two, three, four...
'OK,' said Logan, 'so where is he'
The old man winked at him, jerking his head towards the toilets. 'I have no idea where he is, officer,' he said slowly, one innuendo-laden word after another. He finished off with another couple of significant glances towards the gents and a grin.
Logan nodded. 'Thanks, you've been a great help.'
'No I haven't,' said the reporter. 'I've been "vague and rambling" like the "senile old fart"
I am.'
As he ambled off back to his desk, Logan and WPC Watson made a beeline for the toilets. To Logan's surprise Watson stormed straight into the gents. Shaking his head, he fol owed her into the black-and-white-tiled interior.
Her shout of 'Colin Mil er?' produced assorted journalistic shrieks as full-grown men scrabbled at their flies and scurried out of the toilets. Final y only one man was left: short, heavily-built, wearing an expensive-looking dark-grey suit. Broad-shouldered, with a pristine haircut, he whistled tunelessly at the urinals, rocking back and forth.
Watson looked him up and down. 'Colin Mil er?' she asked.
He glanced over his shoulder, a nonchalant smile on his lips. 'You want tae help me shake this?' he asked with a wink, Glaswegian accent ringing out loud and proud. 'Ma doctor says I'm no to lift anythin' heavy...'
She scowled and told him exactly what he could do with his offer.
Logan stepped between them before Watson could demonstrate why she was cal ed
'Bal Breaker'.
The reporter winked, shoogled about a little, then turned from the urinal, zipping himself up, gold signet rings sparkling on almost every finger. A gold chain hung around his neck, lying over the silk shirt and tie.
'Mr Mil er?' asked Logan.
'Aye, you wantin' an autograph' He strutted his way to the sink, hitching up his sleeves slightly as he did so, exposing something chunky and gold on his right wrist and a watch big enough to sleep four on the left. It wasn't surprising the man was wel -muscled: he had to be to cart about al that jewel ery.
'We want to talk to you about David Reid, the three-year-old who--'
'I know who he is,' said Mil er, turning on the taps. 'I did a front page spread on the poor wee sod.' He grinned and pumped soap into his hands. 'Three thousand words of pure journalistic gold. Tel ya, kiddie murders: pure gold, so they are. Sick bastard kil s some poor kid and suddenly everyone's dyin' tae read about the wee dead body over their cornflakes. Fuckin'
unbelievable.'
Logan resisted the urge to grab Mil er by the scruff of the neck and smash his face into a urinal. 'You cal ed the family last night,' he said instead, fists jammed deep in his pockets. 'Who told you we'd found him?'
Mil er smiled at Logan's reflection in the mirror above the sink. 'Didn't take a genius, Inspector...?'
'Sergeant,' said Logan. 'Detective Sergeant McRae.'
The journalist shrugged and wriggled his hands under the hand-drier. 'Only a DS, eh?' he had to shout over the roar of warm air. 'Never mind. You help me catch this sick bastard and I'l see you make DI.'
'Help "you" catch...' Logan screwed his eyes shut and was assailed by visions of Mil er's broken nose bleeding into urinal cakes. 'Who told you we'd found David Reid?' he asked through gritted teeth.
Click. The drier fel silent.
'Told you: didn't take a genius. You found a wee dead kiddie, who else could it have been?'
'We didn't tel anyone the body was a child!'
'No? Ah wel , must've been a coincidence then.'
Logan scowled. 'Who told you?'
Mil er smiled and shot his cuffs, making sure there was a fashionable inch of starched white visible at the end of both sleeves.
'You never heard of journalistic immunity? I don't have tae reveal my sources. And you can't make me!' He paused. 'Mind you, if the tasty WPC wants tae do a Mata Hari I might be persuaded...Gotta love a woman in uniform!'
Watson snarled and pul ed out her col apsible truncheon.
The door to the gents burst open, breaking the moment. A large woman with lots of curly dark-brown hair stormed into the toilets, hands on hips and fire in her eyes. 'What the hel is going on here?' she said, glowering at Logan and Watson. 'I've got half the news desk out there with piss al down the front of their trousers.' She rounded on Mil er before anyone could respond. 'And what the hel do you think you're stil doing here? They're giving a press conference on the dead kid in half an hour! The tabloids are going to be al over the damn thing.
This is our bloody story and I want it to stay that way!'
'Mr Mil er is assisting us with our enquiries,' said Logan. 'I want to know who told him we'd found--'
'You arresting him?'
Logan only paused for a second, but it was long enough.
'Didn't think so.' She stabbed a finger at Mil er. 'You! Get your arse in gear. I'm not paying you to chat up WPCs in the bogs!'
Mil er smiled and saluted the glowering woman. 'You got it, chief!' he said and winked at Logan. 'Gotta go. Duty cal s and al that.'
He took a step towards the door, but WPC Watson barred his path. 'Sir?' She fingered her truncheon, desperate for an excuse to use it on Mil er's head.
Logan looked from the smug journalist to Watson and back again. 'Let him go,' he said at last. 'We'l talk later, Mr Mil er.'
The journalist grinned. 'Count on it.' He made his right hand into a gun and fired it at WPC Watson. 'Catch ya later, investigator.'
Thankfully she didn't reply.
Back in the car park, WPC Watson stomped through the rain to their Vauxhal , wrenched the car's door open, hurled her hat in the back seat, thudded in behind the steering wheel, slammed the door shut again, and swore.
Logan had to admit she had a point. There was no way Mil er was going to volunteer his source. And his editor, the curly-haired harridan, had made it perfectly clear, in a ten-minute tirade, that there was no way in hel she was going to order him to do so. There was about as much chance of that happening as Aberdeen Footbal Club winning the Premier League.
A knock on the passenger window made Logan jump and a large, smiling face beamed in at him from the rain, a copy of the Evening Express held over his head to keep his thin comb-over dry. It was the reporter who 'hadn't' told them the repulsive Mr Mil er was hiding in the men's toilets.
'You're Logan McRae!' said the man. 'See? I knew I recognized you!'
'Oh aye?' Logan shrank back in his seat.
The man in the saggy, faded-brown corduroys nodded happily. 'I did a story, what wis it: a year ago? "Police Hero Stabbed in Showdown with Mastrick Monster!"' He grinned. 'Shite, that wis a damn good story. Nice headline too. Shame "Police Hero" didn't al iterate...' A shrug. Then he stuck his hand in through the open car window. 'Martin Leslie, Features Desk.'
Logan shook it, feeling more and more uncomfortable with every second.
'Jesus, Logan McRae...' said the reporter. 'You a DI yet'
Logan said no, he was stil a DS, and the older man looked outraged. 'You're kidding!
Bastards! You deserved it! That Angus Robertson was one sick bastard...You hear he got himself a DIY appendectomy in Peterhead?' He lowered his voice. 'Sharpened screwdriver, right in the stomach. Has to crap in a wee bag now...'
Logan didn't say anything, and the reporter leaned on the open window, poking his head in out of the rain.
'So what you workin' on now' he asked.
Logan stared straight ahead, through the windscreen at the dismal grey length of the Lang Stracht. 'Er...' he said. 'I, ehmmm...'
'If you're interested in Colin the Cunt,' the older man started in a near-whisper. He stopped, slapped a hand over his mouth and mumbled to WPC Watson, 'Sorry love, no offence.'
Watson shrugged: after al , she'd been cal ing Mil er much worse just minutes ago.
Leslie gave her an embarrassed smile. 'Aye, wel , the wee shite swans up here from the Scottish Sun thinkin' he's God's fuckin' gift...Got kicked off the paper from what I hear.' His face darkened. 'Some of us stil believe in the rules! You don't screw your col eagues. You don't phone up a dead kid's mum until you know the police have broken the news. But the little bastard thinks he can get away with murder, just as long as there's a story at the end of it.'
There was a bitter pause. 'And his spel in's bol ocks.'
Logan gave him a thoughtful look. 'You have any idea who told him we'd found David Reid?'
The old reporter shook his head. 'No idea, but if I find out you'l be the first to know! Be a pleasure to screw him over for a change.'
Logan nodded. 'Right, that's great...' he forced a smile. 'Wel , we're going to have to get going...'
WPC Watson pul ed the car out of the space, leaving the old reporter standing on his own in the rain.
'They should make you a DI!' he shouted after the car. 'A DI!'
As they drove out past the security gate Logan could feel his face going red.
'Aye, sir,' said WPC Watson, watching him turn a lovely shade of beetroot. 'You're an inspiration to us al .'
5
Logan was starting to get over his embarrassment by the time they were fighting their way across Anderson Drive, heading back to Force Headquarters. The road had started life as a bypass, but the city had suffered from middle-aged spread and oozed out to fil in the gaps with cold grey granite buildings so that it was more of a belt, stretched across the city and groaning at the seams. It was a nightmare during rush hour.
The rain was stil hammering down and the people of Aberdeen had reacted in their usual way. A minority trudged along, wrapped up in waterproof jackets, hoods up, umbrel as clutched tight against the icy wind. The rest just stomped along getting soaked to the skin.
Everyone looked murderous and inbred. When the sun shone they would cast off their thick wool ens, unscrew their faces, and smile. But in winter the whole city looked like a casting cal for Deliverance.
Logan sat staring morosely out of the window, watching the people trudge by.
Housewife. Housewife with kids. Bloke in a duffle coat and stupid-looking hat. Roadkil with his shovel and council-issue wheelie-cart ful of dead animals. Child with plastic bag. Housewife with pushchair. Man in a mini-kilt...
'What the hel goes through his mind of a morning?' Logan asked as Watson slipped the car into gear and inched forward.
'What, Roadkil ?' she said. 'Get up, scrape dead things off the road, have lunch, scrape more dead things--'
'No not him.' Logan's finger jabbed at the car window. 'Him. Do you think he gets up and thinks: "I know, I'l dress so everyone can see my backside in a light breeze"?'
As if by magic the wind took hold of the mini-kilt and whipped it up, exposing an expanse of white cotton.
Watson raised an eyebrow. 'Aye, wel ,' she said, nipping past a shiny blue Volvo. 'At least his pants are clean. His mum won't have to worry about him getting knocked down by a bus.'
'True.'
Logan leaned forward and clicked on the car radio, fiddling with the buttons until Northsound, Aberdeen's commercial radio station, blared out of the speakers.
WPC Watson winced as an advert for double-glazing was rattled out in broad Aberdonian. They'd somehow managed to cram about seven thousand words and a cheesy tune into less than six seconds. 'Jesus,' she said, her face creased in disbelief. 'How can you listen to that crap?'
Logan shrugged. 'It's local. I like it.'
'Teuchter bol ocks.' Watson accelerated through the lights before they could turn red.
'Radio One. That's what you want. Northsound, my arse. Anyway, you're not supposed to have the radio on: what if a cal comes in?'
Logan tapped his watch. 'Eleven o'clock: time for the news. Local news for local people.
Never hurts to find out what's going on in your patch.'
The advert for double-glazing was fol owed by one for a car firm in Inverurie done in Doric, Aberdeen's almost indecipherable dialect, then one for the Yugoslavian Bal et and another for the new chip shop in Inverbervie. Then came the news. Mostly it was the usual rubbish, but one piece caught Logan's attention. He sat forward and cranked up the volume.
'...earlier today. And the trial of Gerald Cleaver continues at Aberdeen Sheriff Court. The fifty-six-year-old, original y from Manchester, is accused of sexual y abusing over twenty children while serving as a male nurse at Aberdeen Children's Hospital. Hostile crowds lined the road outside the courthouse, hurling abuse as Cleaver arrived under heavy police escort...'
'Hope they throw the book at him,' Watson said, cutting across a box junction and speeding off down a little side road.
'... The parents of murdered toddler David Reid have been flooded with messages of support today, fol owing the discovery of their three-year-old son's body near the River Don late last night...'
Logan poked a finger at the radio, switching it off in mid-sentence. 'Gerald Cleaver is a dirty little shite,' he said, watching as a cyclist wobbled out into the middle of the road, stuck two fingers up and swore at a taxi driver. 'I interviewed him for the rape murders in Mastrick.
Wasn't real y a suspect, but he was on the "dodgy bastards" list, so we pul ed him in anyway.
Had hands like a toad, al cold and clammy. Pawing himself the whole time...' Logan shuddered at the memory. 'Not going to beat this one, though. Fourteen years to life: Peterhead.'
'Serve him right.'
Peterhead Prison. That was where they sent the sex offenders. The rapists, paedophiles, sadists, serial kil ers...People like Angus Robertson. People who had to be protected from normal, respectable criminals. The ones that liked to insert makeshift knives into sex offenders.
Ta-da. Colostomy bag time for poor old Angus Robertson. Somehow Logan couldn't feel too sorry for him.