Authors: John McCann,Monica Sweeney,Becky Thomas
URSULA
She’s limed, I warrant you: we have caught her, madam.
HERO
If it proves so, then loving goes by haps:
Some Cupid kills with arrows, some with traps.
BEATRICE
What fire is in mine ears? Can this be true?
Stand I condemn’d for pride and scorn so much?
Contempt, farewell! and maiden pride, adieu!
No glory lives behind the back of such.
And, Benedick, love on; I will requite thee,
Taming my wild heart to thy loving hand:
If thou dost love, my kindness shall incite thee
To bind our loves up in a holy band;
For others say thou dost deserve, and I
Believe it better than reportingly.
ACT III. Scene II (70–118).
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on Pedro, Claudio, Benedick, and Leonato gather and discuss their plans. Don Pedro and Claudio begin to poke fun at Benedick’s budding love for Beatrice, pointing out that he has shaven his beard, worn cologne, and paid special attention to his wardrobe. Benedick says very little to defend himself and ushers Leonato away with him for a private discussion while the other men laugh.
DON JOHN
My lord and brother, God save you!
DON PEDRO
Good den, brother.
DON JOHN
If your leisure served, I would speak with you.
DON PEDRO
In private?
DON JOHN
If it please you: yet Count Claudio may hear; for what I would speak of concerns him.
DON PEDRO
What’s the matter?
DON JOHN
Means your lordship to be married to-morrow?
DON PEDRO
You know he does.
DON JOHN
I know not that, when he knows what I know.
CLAUDIO
If there be any impediment, I pray you discover it.
DON JOHN
You may think I love you not: let that appear hereafter, and aim better at me by that I now will manifest. For my brother, I think he holds you well, and in dearness of heart hath holp to effect your ensuing marriage;—surely suit ill spent and labour ill bestowed.
DON PEDRO
Why, what’s the matter?
DON JOHN
I came hither to tell you; and, circumstances shortened, for she has been too long a talking of, the lady is disloyal.
CLAUDIO
Who, Hero?
DON PEDRO
Even she; Leonato’s Hero, your Hero, every man’s Hero:
CLAUDIO
Disloyal?
DON JOHN
The word is too good to paint out her wickedness; I could say she were worse: think you of a worse title, and I will fit her to it. Wonder not till further warrant: go but with me to-night, you shall see her chamber-window entered, even the night before her wedding-day: if you love her then, to-morrow wed her; but it would better fit your honour to change your mind.
CLAUDIO
May this be so?
DON PEDRO
I will not think it.
DON JOHN
If you dare not trust that you see, confess not that you know: if you will follow me, I will show you enough; and when you have seen more and heard more, proceed accordingly.
CLAUDIO
If I see any thing to-night why I should not marry her to-morrow in the congregation, where I should wed, there will I shame her.
DON PEDRO
And, as I wooed for thee to obtain her, I will join with thee to disgrace her.