Bliss (37 page)

 

MICHAELA BLANEY
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contents

Title Page

Copyright Notice

Dedication

Acknowledgments

Disclaimer

Prologue

Four Years Later

  
1. That's One Way to Beat Meat

  
2. Good for You, Now Shut the Fuck Up

  
3. You Have No Idea How Much I Love Monkeys

  
4. Only Serial Killers Don't Like Pumpkin

Demi's Pumpkin Spice Raisin and Walnut Muffins Recipe

  
5. Rock That Invisible Tiara!

  
6. Sometimes, Destination Kicks Journey's Ass

  
7. What If I Pretend to Give a Shit?

  
8. How to Be Perky

  
9. My Brain Is a Dirty Sponge

10. The World's Wimpiest Biker Gang

Demi's Jerk Chicken Recipe

11. I'm Not Here to Make Friends

12. Nothing Looks Pretty on a Bitch

13. The Art of Pissing People Off

Demi's Beef Bourguinon Recipe

14. I Run, You Chase

15. So Much Blood and Bleeding with the English

16. Love Is the Elixir of Life

Demi's New York Sour Recipe

17. When the Wheel of Fortune Turns, It Rolls Right Over You

18. So Many Pints

19. Useless as a Bag of Smashed Asshole

Demi's Fish Tacos Recipe

20. After the Bomb

21. A Whipped Cream Emergency

22. Shining the Knob

23. Karma Doesn't Forget

24. So Go

Epilogue

About the Authors

Copyright

 

 

This is a work of fiction. All of the characters, organizations, and events portrayed in this novel are either products of the authors' imaginations or are used fictitiously.

BLISS.
Copyright © 2015 by Shay Mitchell and Michaela Blaney. All rights reserved. For information, address St. Martin's Press, 175 Fifth Avenue, New York, N.Y. 10010.

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ISBN 978-1-250-07568-0 (hardcover)

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First Edition: October 2015