Authors: Rosie fiore
‘So, are you going to tell me whose it is?’ he asked gently.
The story just spilled out.
‘It’s a guy called Brian, from work,’ she began.
‘Have you been seeing him for long?’
‘I’m not seeing him. It only happened once, on a business trip. It was a mistake.’
‘Ah, accidental sex. I’ve heard of that. Sorry. I don’t mean to make fun. But is he so awful? Would you not want him in your life?’
‘Well . . .’ said Louise slowly.
‘Oh,’ said Simon, and she knew he understood.
‘The thing is, well, it started at a conference we had a month or two ago. You know how hard I was studying for the MBA. I mean, I hadn’t been out partying for as long as I can remember. So we went away on a team-building event in Derby, and, well, I was in the mood to let loose . . . within reason, of course.’
‘And then?’
‘Well, there were twelve branch managers and about the same number of assistant managers on the weekend, and we spent the Friday night at a murder-mystery evening in this lovely Edwardian hotel we were staying in. We all had to dress up as different characters, and everyone got into the mood quite quickly. We all drank quite a lot. I had to dress up as a “femme fatale” in a silky, black 1920s dress, and believe me, I got plenty of attention.’
‘I can believe it,’ Simon smiled.
‘I just laughed it off . . . I’ve always worked with big groups of blokes, so I’ve seen every clumsy move in the book. Most guys will give it a go when they’ve had a few. But Brian was different. He just kept to himself. His role was a gambler, and he acted his part quite seriously, and then he just sat quietly in an armchair while everyone else played all sorts of drinking games and got more and more raucous. I knew who he was, of course, he’s one of Barrett and Humphries’ most successful managers. We’d met a few times, but I’d never really had a conversation with him.’
Louise took a sip of her tea and carried on. ‘I know when to stop drinking . . .’
Simon raised an eyebrow. ‘In a work context I do!’ she protested. ‘I’m always very professional. Anyway, at about ten I switched to tea, and I found myself sitting next to Brian in the corner of the room. There’s this woman, Natalie, who runs the Bradford branch, and she was kneeling down on the floor with her hands behind her back, trying to pick up a cereal box with her teeth. She’s pretty loud at the best of times. She’s got a laugh that could rattle glass, but after she’d been drinking all night she was quite a sight to behold.’
Simon giggled at this, but didn’t interrupt. He nodded so that she would carry on.
‘So I laughed and I turned to Brian to say something, but he looked so serious, I didn’t know what to say. He’s a big guy, about six four and hunky, with this really unusual auburn hair. And then he turned to look at me, and his eyes were the most piercing blue I’d ever seen.’
‘Oh God,’ Simon said.
‘Exactly. So he stared at me for a second and then he said, “I can’t take any more of this. Shall we go to the bar and get a drink?” What was I going to do? I said yes. So as we walked out, one of the North Yorkshire managers, a big, red-faced bloke, yelled, “Oi, Brian! You don’t get to just walk off with the best bird at the party.” And Brian said, “You’re right, Gerald, I don’t. You see, she’s a coworker, not a bird, and we’re off to the bar to talk shop.” The blokes all laughed, but I was still impressed.
‘We went to the bar and he got us each a good brandy, and then we talked through some of the issues I’d been
dealing with since I took over my branch. He made some very useful suggestions, and he told me some of the methods he used in his own branch. He really knows his stuff, so I was very interested to hear what he had to say. Then, when we’d finished talking, he walked me back to my room, and said goodnight without touching me, and then went off to his own room.’
‘Playing the long game,’ said Simon.
‘You’re such a cynic.’
‘Am I right?’
‘Well . . .’
‘Carry on with the story.’
‘Well, the next day, we did all sorts of physical games and an assault course. Obviously I’m quite fit, and, let’s face it, a bit slimmer than most of the blokes, so I did okay, and we had a mock awards ceremony that night, and I got a special mention. So that night was even more drunken than the first one, but somehow I kept noticing Brian, and he was alone and quiet again. I found myself sitting next to him again and chatting. He was easy to talk to, but that night, he seemed a bit preoccupied. He kept stopping in the middle of sentences, and looking into the distance.
‘After a while I asked him if he was okay, and he said, “Yes. Just, you know. Family stuff.” I didn’t want to pry, but he still looked so serious that eventually I said, “Everything okay?” And he said, “Well, no. I’m . . . er . . . well, I’m about to leave my wife.” I said, “Really? I’m sorry,” and I tried to sound compassionate and professional, as
a colleague should, but inside I was thinking . . . interesting . . . veeeeeery interesting indeed! Anyway, he told me that his wife, Lisa, had some problems with depression, and alcohol. If it weren’t for the kids . . .’
‘He’s got kids?’ Simon said, alarmed.
‘Emily is ten and Charlotte is eight. Anyway, he started telling me how awful his marriage was and how he couldn’t carry on, though his kids mean the world to him. They didn’t love each other, and they hadn’t . . . you know . . . for years.’
‘Of course they hadn’t,’ Simon said cynically.
‘I’m just telling you what he said. It was very convincing at the time. He just stared at me with those blue eyes and said, “She’s just drifted further and further away, and I’ve tried everything. Arguing, counselling for her, counselling for us as a couple . . . medication . . . I miss her, but it’s just not possible to get her back.” And then he looked like he was going to cry. I didn’t know what to say. I reached out my hand to pat his arm and he grabbed it and held it tight, like he was drowning. And then he said, “So this is the end. When I get back from the conference, I’ll tell her. And within a fortnight, I’ll have moved into my own place.” And then he squeezed my hand and said softly, “Thank you. Thank you so much for listening. I haven’t told anyone that before.”’
Simon actually snorted at that. Louise sipped her tea and nodded.
‘Anyway, a week later, the company won this big prize at an awards ceremony in Manchester. All the managers
went along, there was a lot of champagne, and flirting . . . and well, then there was falling into bed. As soon as I woke up the next morning, I knew it was a mistake. I mean, I might have had a moment of madness, but I’m not permanently dumb. I knew I’d been fed a line. He wasn’t going to leave his wife, and I wasn’t interested in being his bit on the side. So I said goodbye very politely and left.’
‘How did he take it?’
‘He didn’t get the message at first. He kept ringing me up and texting me . . . he sent me a mobile number, different from his usual work number, and said he thought we had something special going. Then we had our usual fortnightly managers’ meeting. I avoided him while we were all getting coffee outside, but he hung back so he could walk into the meeting room with me, and as we went through the doorway, he slid a finger up the sleeve of my jacket and stroked my wrist. It was sexy, but way too risky for me, so I sent him a text that afternoon and said I didn’t want anything to do with him. He sent one back calling me some not very polite variations on the term “cock tease”, and we haven’t spoken since.’
Louise took a big breath. ‘So here I am, Simon love. Thirty-eight, and pregnant by a married man.’
Simon shifted in his seat, then said quietly, ‘Sorry to ask this, but didn’t you use anything?’
‘Of course! We used a condom, but . . .’
‘It broke?’
‘I know, I know, oldest cliché in the book. I didn’t have
anything with me . . . I wasn’t planning on sleeping with a co-worker, as you can imagine. And I suppose that one had probably been in Brian’s wallet for some years. He told me he was sure it would be fine.’
‘But . . .’
‘Well, obviously not so fine now, is it?’
‘So, how far along are you?’
‘About eight weeks. I want to get it over and done with as soon as possible.’
‘Well, you’ve got a good few months to go yet, you know, I mean you’re not even starting to show yet, and . . .’ Simon stopped cold. ‘Oh my God. You mean . . .’
‘I’ve got to get rid of it, Si. You know I do. How can I go through with this and carry on with my life?’
‘Get rid of it?’ He looked completely horrified, and as he repeated the words Louise heard how awful they sounded.
‘It’s not an old car or something, Lou. It’s a baby.’
‘Don’t say that. Please don’t say that. I have to think of it as an inconvenient clump of cells or I won’t be able to do it.’
Simon opened his mouth to say something, thought better of it, then nodded. There was a long silence. He smiled weakly at her.
‘Now you’ve thrown up, do you feel better? Shall I cook, or should we get a takeaway or go out?’
‘Out,’ said Louise. ‘Out is good.’
They went to a busy pizza place in Canary Wharf, where the music, chatter and plate noise meant they didn’t have
to talk much. By the time they got back to Simon’s flat, Louise was dead on her feet. She kissed him goodnight, brushed her teeth and fell into a deep and dreamless sleep in Simon’s cosy spare room.
In the quietest part of the night, she jerked awake suddenly. London’s ever-present orange glow lit the room. She’d never got used to the way it didn’t get properly dark there. She glanced at the bedside clock. It was 3 a.m. Then, with a shock, she realized Simon was sitting on the edge of her bed, watching her. She struggled to sit up. In the half light, she could only see the wet glow of his eyes. She waited for him to speak.
‘Don’t do it, Lou. I beg you. I’ve been sitting up for hours, arguing with myself, saying that it’s your decision, that you have to do what’s best for you, that the circumstances are terrible.’
‘Simon, I . . .’
‘Please, let me say my bit. I’ve been practising in the sitting room for hours. Then you can shoot me down.’
She nodded.
‘The circumstances
are
awful, it’s true. Your job, what people will say, what that wanker Brian will say . . . and yes, before you interrupt, he
is
a wanker . . .’
Louise had no choice but to smile and nod.
Simon continued. ‘But this is a baby, Lou. An actual, real human being. He or she exists. They didn’t pick the circumstances, but it’s happened, and right now, the inconvenient bundle of cells is growing. It’s got a heart, did you know that? And legs and arms . . . it’s got wrists!’
‘How do you know . . .?’
‘I looked on the internet. There are pictures. You should see them.’
‘I shouldn’t. I really shouldn’t.’
For the first time, Simon’s voice became firm. Up until now, he’d been really gentle with her.
‘I think you should. Lou, I’m your brother. I know deep down you’ve always wanted a baby. And now you have one. It might not be fathered by the man you’d choose if you were in your right mind, it might mean some big life changes, but it’s still a baby. Your baby. And you know what? If you came to live in London, it could be our baby. Little Sprog Holmes, raised by Mummy Lou and Uncle Simon.’
‘Simon . . .’
‘Just think about it, okay? I would never have forgiven myself if I hadn’t said my piece. I’ll love you and support you whatever you do, but just . . . think about it.’
And then he was gone.
When Louise woke up in the morning, Simon had already left for work. He’d printed pictures out from a baby website and left them on her bedside table. They showed a funny, curled-up little prawn with starfish hands. Under the picture, Louise read: ‘Congratulations – your embryo is now called a foetus, which means “offspring”.’
Louise lay back down and let the tears come. She wished she’d never told Simon. It just wasn’t fair. He’d made this so much harder. It just wasn’t possible. How would she support a baby? If she moved down to London, she’d have
to leave her job. She could hardly get a new job, several months pregnant, and even if someone would take her on, what would happen then? She didn’t want to take three months’ maternity leave and then go back to work, leaving a tiny baby in some overpriced crèche. She had savings, that was true. Quite a nice little nest egg, but if she spent that . . . well, what financial cushion would she and the baby have?
She got up slowly and went through to the kitchen. From experience she knew Simon would have left a pot of coffee warming, and she was starving. She seemed to have escaped morning sickness – her nausea came on in the late afternoon.
Simon had left her coffee, and a little platter with a fresh croissant, butter and a selection of jams. Louise thought, not for the first time, that if he weren’t her brother, she would marry him. At the very least, he should run a hotel. He knew how to make guests feel totally pampered. She sat nibbling on the buttery pastry and wondering how to go about her day. She’d imagined that she would be off to the clinic first thing, but Simon had taken the wind out of her sails. She wasn’t at all convinced by his argument, but she did feel she had to give the whole subject more thought. At that moment, her mobile bleeped. Simon had sent an email.
Hello, lovely.
Hope you slept okay. Please take today to think about what I said. I know money will be your first
concern. Please use my computer to do any sums you need to do and remember that my offer to be a part of this is serious. I will contribute financially and I will always be there.
Love you lots.
S.
It seemed like as good a thing to do as any, so Louise fired up Simon’s MacBook and crunched some numbers. Her house in Yorkshire was mortgage-free: what would happen if she let it out? What could she reasonably expect to get? What if she sold it? She looked up a couple of estate agents in her area on the internet, then rang them. She told them where her house was and asked them to estimate both rental income and a possible sale price. They dithered and iffed and butted, but in the end she had the numbers she needed. Next, where would she live? She loved Simon and knew that his offer to help was genuine, but she didn’t see a place for a baby in his spotless bachelor home. Even if he said it was okay, she wanted to believe that at some point he would meet someone and fall in love, and a resident sister and squawking infant would make that very difficult indeed. Also, they were in their late thirties, both set in their ways. Far too late to set up home together. She knew she wouldn’t be able to live as centrally as he did, so she used a property website to look at the rental cost of two-bedroomed apartments in the outer suburbs of London. Coming from up north, she was horrified at the cost, but she entered the numbers
in her spreadsheet, and added costs for council tax, food and other regular expenses.