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Authors: Sandra Kring

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We were quiet for a while, then Winnalee said, “Way to say it, and not scratch it, Button. I’m proud of you.”

I ran my hand over the arm that was curved across my stomach. There wasn’t a hint of itching left under my skin. “Winnalee? I’ll go to the Purple Haze to see your artwork,” I said. “Not this weekend—it’s Marls’s shower—but next. Friday night. Even if I have to sit alone.”

“Cool,” Winnalee said. “You’ll have a good time. Promise. And you won’t have to sit alone, either, because Brody’s been comin’ around most nights.”

CHAPTER
15

BRIGHT IDEA #71: When people say don’t feed a stray dog because then they won’t go away, they’re telling the truth. Then your sister is gonna get mad because all the bologna is gone.

One thing good about Dauber was the way people pulled together for their neighbors. Like when Ada set the donations jar on the counter at The Corner Store, a slit cut in the plastic lid so patrons could help out by dropping spare change or a dollar or two into it, to help families after someone died, or their house burnt down, or they were injured badly in an accident. Ma thought the whole ritual was cheesy. Especially the way people wrote their names and the amount they gave on notebook paper that sat beside the jug. I agreed with Ma at the time, yet when a check came to our house after Ma died, I looked over that notepaper carefully. Not to see how much anyone gave, but to see who cared about Ma.

People came together for parties, too, whether it was a
fund-raiser for someone who was sick or strapped, or a shower for a new bride or a new baby. It didn’t matter if they knew the person well. If they lived within a ten-mile radius, they joined the festivities simply because it was the neighborly thing to do. So I knew we’d have a good turnout for Marls’s shower.

Aunt Verdella was rattled when Mrs. Bishop insisted on having Marls’s shower on a Saturday instead of a weeknight as she’d hoped for, since she reserved Saturdays for the Community Sale. “But that’s the week with the longest day in the year,” I reminded her. “The sale gets done at four, and the shower’s at five. There will be plenty of time before dusk.”

“But I won’t be here to prepare,” she fussed.

“We’ll get most things done the night before,” I said. “And I’ll see that everything’s done by the time you get home.”

So I baked a double layer cake while she was at the sale, frosted it mint green, then sat staring at it like it was an empty lawn in need of ornaments. Winnalee shuffled into the kitchen then, half asleep from her long night at work, and headed to the bathroom. “I don’t know what to do with this thing,” I said. “I should have just picked up some of those hard candy cake decorations. But I hate how, no matter how well you dampen the backs, you never can get all the paper off.”

Winnalee held up her finger as she yawned, then grabbed her army purse from the counter. She pulled out two red stir sticks—why she’d saved them, who knew—and stuck them into the cake, one on each end. “There. Now run a string between them for a clothesline, and cut out little baby clothes. You must have some babyish-looking material laying around here somewhere.” Then Winnalee wandered into the living room, leaving me to marvel at her ingenious idea.

An hour later, I asked Winnalee if she’d keep Boohoo occupied so I could peel eggs for potato salad and make sandwiches. After that first babysitting calamity, she hadn’t watched Boohoo in our absence once, but she had started playing
with him now and then. She’d spot him through the window and drop what she was doing to dart outside and corkscrew the tire swing until it lifted a good two feet, then leap up to stand in the center, opposite of Boohoo and
weeeee
right with along with him. She drew Boohoo pictures with his color crayons now and then, too. Her hand whooshing over the paper to draw him in authentic Spider-Man costumes and heroic poses. She told outlandish stories about his adventures as she drew, until he was immersed in the fantasy as if it was as real to him as fairies had once been to her. Not that Boohoo never got on her nerves—he did—but when that happened, she’d stomp off and cuss a little, but a few minutes later, she’d be loving him up again. But not on the day of the shower. The day I needed her to play with him the most. So Boohoo continually trailed off and I had to go looking for him and drag him back into the kitchen, where he poked at the tiny clothes with grubby hands, smashed eggshells on the table, and asked me a million times if it was ten o’clock yet, because that’s when they were leaving for the Willow Flowage.

Sixteen women showed up, most of them strangers to Marls. When Aunt Verdella saw the sweat glistening on Marls’s upper lip, she dragged the only reclining lawn chair we had away from the picnic table and stretched it out under the tree. “Come on, honey,” she said. “You’ll be more comfortable in the shade.” Aunt Verdella lifted Marls’s swollen legs and propped them on the plaid plastic. “Come on, some of you bring your chairs over here so Marls won’t be sitting alone.” So Mrs. Bishop sat beside her, her knees and feet pressed together. Two older Bishop relatives whose names I kept forgetting sat alongside of them, and Tammy, Marls’s best friend, a girl the same age as Marls from Eagle River, squeezed her lawn chair between Marls’s chair and her mother-in-law’s.

June Thompson squealed with delight to see Winnalee again, and Ada hugged her warmly, then helped us carry out the food. Rita Dayne—a flutter of apologies for being late—showed up while we were eating.

Rita was striking-looking and outgoing, just like her son. A true snowflake. She laughed good-naturedly when Verdella handed out pieces of Bazooka gum and asked the ladies to chew it, then form it into the shape of a new baby. And she celebrated as though she’d won a new car when Marls chose her gum-baby as the best, and she won one of Aunt Verdella’s rooster toaster cozies.

“Your boy Jesse and Button are close,” Aunt Verdella told Rita after the games were over. “She writes to him every day, and waits for his letters.” I could feel my cheeks flush, and I hoped Rita thought it was from
the
sun, not
her
son.

“That’s so nice of you, Evy,” Jesse’s mom said. “He doesn’t admit it, but I think he’s homesick since he left the country. But it won’t be all that long before he’s on leave again.” Ada asked about Jesse then, and Rita proudly told everyone how he was a part of a special division that assembled and kept track of missile parts. So high on the security list that they couldn’t travel into Berlin during their three-day passes. “They can go into the place where the nuclear heads are kept, but only in pairs. If a single soldier goes in himself, the guards are ordered to shoot.” The ladies gasped, and I swelled with pride for Jesse’s importance. Winnalee mumbled something sarcastic under her breath, and Rita said, “I’m just grateful that he didn’t get sent to Vietnam.”

“My grandson wasn’t as lucky,” a woman I didn’t know named Mary said, and Winnalee sidled up next to her to discuss the horrors of the unjust war in ’Nam.

Paper plates, weightless as dragonflies, fluttered in my hand. Last time Jesse’d written, he’d said,
Maybe we can take in a movie when I’m in Dauber. But I warn you, I throw M&M’s in
the popcorn box while the butter’s still hot. Amy used to hate that because they melted on the popcorn, but I love it. If that will bug you too, I’ll get you your own box
. He’d asked me for a date—
a date!
—and in the handful of days since he’d mentioned it, I admitted to myself that although I’d always called Jesse my friend to others, in my heart I had been in love with him since the day we met. We were getting closer with each letter I wrote him—I could feel it—and while Winnalee was at work, I started playing “Make It with You” by Bread, sure that would end up being our song and we’d have it sung at our wedding.

As if Mrs. Dayne might read my thoughts, I hurried to stuff the used plates into the paper bag brought out for that purpose. I carried the bag back to the burning stove, and stood with my head bent to the sun, my eyes pressed closed, and smiled because I loved how I felt when I thought of Jesse putting his arm around me at the theater, of us kissing while little kids giggled behind us.

When I got back to the front yard, Marls was explaining placenta previa, and how the doctor believed that her placenta would be moved completely aside by her next visit. The conversation slipped into an exchange of personal stories of morning sickness, ruptured navels, and childbirth. Stories that made the women nod and laugh, but made Marls’s smile quiver and my stomach feel a little nauseous. Winnalee was stocking the tub with fresh ice so I made my way over to her. “I think I’m gonna have a beer,” she said. She bent down and cranked her head toward me. “You want one?” Winnalee and I were eighteen now, old enough to legally drink, but I didn’t like the smell of beer, much less the taste. I shook my head, even though I worried that refusing would make me look like an old lady again.

Winnalee straightened up, water from the can of Pabst
dripping on her bare feet. “What are you all doey-eyed about?” she asked, grinning.

“Nothing,” I said—even if I was thinking about what a great mother-in-law Rita would make.

“You’ve been like this since the topic of Jesse came up. So …,” she said, cocking her head. “He
isn’t
just your friend, is he?”

Winnalee was always asleep when the mailman came, so she never saw the way I slipped outside at ten minutes to ten, staring through the porch screen so I wouldn’t waste time running downstairs. She wasn’t there to see my disappointment when the mailman left nothing but flyers, or my elation when a letter actually came.

“Button? Winnalee?” Aunt Verdella shouted. “Could you girls bring over a few more cans of pop when you’re done with the ice?”

We were carrying them over to the table when Fanny Tilman pulled in at the end of the drive—the only place left to park but for the road. “Speaking of ice,” Winnalee said, and I dipped my head to giggle.

Fanny was digging in her backseat when Tommy’s and Mr. Bishop’s pickups came along, boats bouncing behind them, Brody’s Mustang following like a caboose. They parked alongside the road, and as soon as Mr. Bishop’s truck stopped, Boohoo crawled out over Uncle Rudy’s lap and tumbled into the ditch. Dad slid out of the truck after Uncle Rudy. “I can’t believe Dad actually went,” I said to Winnalee.

“I told him he
had
to … beats sitting on his ass alone all day,” she said.

“Aunt Verdella! Evy! Winnalee! Look what I got!” Boohoo shouted, popping up from the ditch, lifting his arm in the air. He ran in zigzags behind Fanny, his towel cape tied under his chin. Winnalee leaned against me and whispered,
“Oh look, is it a bird? Is it a plane? No, it’s Spideyman and
Spikeywoman
.” I tipped my head against hers and puffed giggles into her hair. Boohoo stopped, concentrating on the tiny fish in his hand.

“I’m late,” Fanny said, no
sorry
in front of it. “I had a headache most of the day, and had to lay down after I got back from the sale.”

“Probably heatstroke,” Winnalee whispered, and I jabbed her and told her to shut up or we’d get caught being rude. Fanny scanned the crowd as she crossed the yard in a dark brown dress with gray flowers, a heavy sweater draped over her shoulders, even though the sun was hot enough to dry horseflies to jerky.

Why Fanny Tilman ever dropped a quarter into the donations jar at The Corner Store was a mystery to me, but there was no mystery as to why she came to parties given for people she didn’t know: free food, and a chance to latch on to some gossip.

“See? See?” Boohoo said, holding up his hand. He had the tip of his index finger jammed into the tiny gill of a four-inch perch—so he could carry it like men did a big catch, no doubt. He brought it to the table, stopping beside each woman and not budging until they raved, then he ran off to tag the guys who were lugging two buckets of dead fish into the backyard.

“You men be sure and wash good with the hose after you clean those fish, or you’re not coming near this table,” Aunt Verdella called. She grabbed a plate to hand to Fanny, who stood clutching her purse in front of her, as if she expected someone to dish up for her. As Aunt Verdella did, Fanny harped. “No, that’s too much ham on that bun … I don’t care much for potato salad without a lot of mustard … no, no chips. Lands-sake, Verdella, what you trying to do, make me as fat as you?” She squinted at the crowd after her fat comment. Either
to see if anyone was giggling, or maybe just to see who was there. “She’s a bitch,” Winnalee whispered, and I stiffened because I could tell June Thompson heard. June just rolled her eyes and said quietly, “Tell me about it.”

Aunt Verdella made the guys stand in line, school lunchroom-style, then scooped food onto their plates. “Go wash,” I told Boohoo, who stunk like sweat and bug spray, and was poking at the poor dead fish’s eye. “Go on, little buddy,” Tommy said. “Then come over and sit by us guys over at the beer tub. That’s where the fishermen sit.”

Marls’s friend Tammy helped when it was time to open the gifts, jotting down the name of the item and the gift bearer as Tammy held up each little sleeper, or blanket, or toy, so we could admire it. There wasn’t much oohing and ahing over Fanny’s gift, however—a dozen cloth diapers, unused, but yellowed with time.

Marls called to Brody to show him the froggy-patterned infant seat Rita had gotten them, but he didn’t glance over. Even though she called his name three times. Tammy was in my line of vision, glaring over to where Brody sat on the grass with Tommy, while the older men sat on lawn chairs. Brody had ignored Marls since they pulled in, though he had made the point of going up to Winnalee to flirt a little before he joined the guys.

Tammy’s eyes shrunk to squints when Winnalee got up and headed back to the beer tub, and Brody jumped to his feet, making a federal case about how he was “so thirsty he was farting dust.” Then laughing like it was a coincidence that he and Winnalee should both be fishing for an icy can at the same time.

Marls looked crushed under the weight of her belly, and Tammy looked ready to explode when Brody picked Winnalee
up by the waist, acting as though he was intending to tip her upside down into the tub of melting ice. Her short empire-style dress crept even higher up her thighs as she kicked, and I hoped she was wearing underwear.

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