The Last Chronicle of Barset (30 page)

As he turned a corner round by Lord Lufton's park paling, who should he meet but his old friend Mr Robarts, the parson of Framley – the parson who had committed the sin of being bail for him – the sin, that is, according to Mrs Proudie's view of the matter. He was walking with his hand still stretched out – still crushing the bishop, when Mr Robarts was close upon him.

‘What, Crawley I upon my word I am very glad to see you; you are coming up to me, of course?'

‘Thank you, Mr Robarts; no, not today. The bishop has summoned me to his presence, and I am on my road to Barchester.'

‘But how are you going?'

‘I shall walk.'

‘Walk to Barchester. Impossible!'

‘I hope not quite impossible, Mr Robarts. I trust I shall get as far before two o'clock; but to do so I must be on my road.' Then he showed signs of a desire to go upon his way without further parley.

‘But, Crawley, do let me send you over. There is the horse and gig doing nothing.'

‘Thank you, Mr Robarts; no. I should prefer the walk today.'

‘And you have walked from Hogglestock?'

‘No – not so. A neighbour coming hither, who happened to have business at your mill – he brought me so far in his cart. The walk
home will be nothing – nothing. I shall enjoy it. Good morning, Mr Robarts.'

But Mr Robarts thought of the dirty road, and of the bishop's presence, and of his own ideas of what would be becoming for a clergyman – and persevered. ‘You will find the lanes so very muddy; and our bishop, you know, is apt to notice such things. Do be persuaded.'

‘Notice what things?' demanded Mr Crawley, in an indignant tone.

‘He, or perhaps she rather, will say how dirty your shoes were when you came to the palace.'

‘If he, or she, can find nothing unclean about me but my shoes, let them say their worst. I shall be very indifferent. I have long ceased, Mr Robarts, to care much what any man or woman may say about my shoes. Good morning.' Then he stalked on, clutching and crushing in his hand the bishop, and the bishop's wife, and the whole diocese – and all the Church of England. Dirty shoes, indeed! Whose was the fault that there were in the church so many feet soiled by unmerited poverty, and so many hands soiled by undeserved wealth? If the bishop did not like his shoes, let the bishop dare to tell him so! So he walked on through the thick of the mud, by no means picking his way.

He walked fast, and he found himself in the close half an hour before the time named by the bishop. But on no account would he have rung the palace bell one minute before two o'clock. So he walked up and down under the towers of the cathedral, and cooled himself, and looked up at the pleasant plate-glass in the windows of the house of his friend the dean, and told himself how, in their college days, he and the dean had been quite equal – quite equal, except that by the voices of all qualified judges in the university, he, Mr Crawley, had been acknowledged to be the riper scholar. And now the Mr Arabin of those days was Dean of Barchester – travelling abroad luxuriously at this moment for his delight, while he, Crawley, was perpetual curate at Hogglestock, and had now walked into Barchester at the command of the bishop, because he was suspected of having stolen twenty pounds! When he had fully imbued his mind with the injustice of all this, his time was up, and he walked boldly to the bishop's gate, and boldly rang the bishop's bell.

Who inquires why it is that a little greased flour rubbed in among the hair on a footman's head – just one dab here and another there – gives such a tone of high life to the family? And seeing that the thing is so easily done, why do not more people attempt it? The tax on hair-powder is but thirteen shillings a year. It may, indeed, be that the slightest dab in the world justifies the wearer in demanding hot meat three times a day, and wine at any rate on Sundays. I think, however, that a bishop's wife may enjoy the privilege without such heavy attendant expense; otherwise the man who opened the bishop's door to Mr Crawley would hardly have been so ornamented.

The man asked for a card. ‘My name is Mr Crawley,' said our friend. ‘The bishop has desired me to come to him at this hour. Will you be pleased to tell him that I am here.' The man again asked for a card. ‘I am not bound to carry with me my name printed on a ticket,' said Mr Crawley. ‘If you cannot remember it, give me pen and paper, and I will write it.' The servant, somewhat awed by the stranger's manner, brought the pen and paper, and Mr Crawley wrote his name: –

‘THE REV .JOSIAH CRAWLEY, M.A.,
Perpetual Curate of Hogglestock
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He was then ushered into a waiting-room, but, to his disappointment, was not kept there waiting long. Within three minutes he was ushered into the bishop's study, and into the presence of the two great luminaries of the diocese. He was at first somewhat disconcerted by finding Mrs Proudie in the room. In the imaginary conversation with the bishop which he had been preparing on the road, he had conceived that the bishop would be attended by a chaplain, and he had suited his words to the joint discomfiture of the bishop and of the lower clergyman – but now the line of his battle must be altered. This was
no doubt an injury, but he trusted to his courage and readiness to enable him to surmount it. He had left his hat behind him in the waiting-room, but he kept his old short cloak still upon his shoulders; and when he entered the bishop's room his hands and arms were hid beneath it. There was something lowly in this constrained gait. It showed at least that he had no idea of being asked to shake hands with the august persons he might meet. And his head was somewhat bowed, though his great, bald, broad forehead showed itself so prominent, that neither the bishop nor Mrs Proudie could drop it from their sight during the whole interview. He was a man who when seen could hardly be forgotten. The deep angry remonstrant eyes, the shaggy eyebrows, telling tales of frequent anger – of anger frequent but generally silent – the repressed indignation of the habitual frown, the long nose and large powerful mouth, the deep furrows on the cheek, and the general look of thought and suffering, all combined to make the appearance of the man remarkable, and to describe to the beholders at once his true character. No one ever on seeing Mr Crawley took him to be a happy man, or a weak man, or an ignorant man, or a wise man.

‘You are very punctual, Mr Crawley,' said the bishop. Mr Crawley simply bowed his head, still keeping his hands beneath his cloak. ‘Will you not take a chair nearer to the fire?' Mr Crawley had not seated himself, but had placed himself in front of a chair at the extreme end of the room – resolved that he would not use it unless he were duly asked.

‘Thank you, my lord,' he said, ‘I am warm with walking, and, if you please, will avoid the fire.'

‘You have not walked, Mr Crawley?'

‘Yes, my lord. I have been walking.'

‘Not from Hogglestock!'

Now this was a matter which Mr Crawley certainly did not mean to discuss with the bishop. It might be well for the bishop to demand his presence in the palace, but it could be no part of the bishop's duty to inquire how he got there. ‘That, my lord, is a matter of no moment,' said he. ‘I am glad at any rate that I have been enabled to obey your lordship's order in coming hither on this morning.'

Hitherto Mrs Proudie had not said a word. She stood back in the room, near the fire – more backward a good deal than she was accustomed to do when clergymen made their ordinary visits. On such occasions she would come forward and shake hands with them graciously – graciously, even if proudly; but she had felt that she must do nothing of that kind now; there must be no shaking hands with a man who had stolen a cheque for twenty pounds! It might probably be necessary to keep Mr Crawley at a distance, and therefore she had remained in the background. But Mr Crawley seemed to be disposed to keep himself in the background, and therefore she could speak. ‘I hope your wife and children are well, Mr Crawley,' she said.

‘Thank you, madam, my children are well, and Mrs Crawley suffers no special ailment at present.'

‘That is much to be thankful for, Mr Crawley.' Whether he were or were not thankful for such mercies as these was no business of the bishop or of the bishop's wife. That was between him and his God. So he would not even bow to this civility, but sat with his head erect, and with a great frown on his heavy brow.

Then the bishop rose from his chair to speak, intending to take up a position on the rug. But as he did so Mr Crawley, who had seated himself on an intimation that he was expected to sit down, rose also, and the bishop found that he would thus lose his expected vantage. ‘Will you not be seated, Mr Crawley?' said the bishop. Mr Crawley smiled, but stood his ground. Then the bishop returned to his armchair, and Mr Crawley also sat down again. ‘Mr Crawley,' began the bishop, ‘this matter which came the other day before the magistrates at Silverbridge has been a most unfortunate affair. It has given me, I can assure you, the most sincere pain.'

Mr Crawley had made up his mind how far the bishop should be allowed to go without a rebuke. He had told himself that it would only be natural, and would not be unbecoming, that the bishop should allude to the meeting of the magistrates and to the alleged theft, and that therefore such allusion should be endured with patient humility. And, moreover, the more rope he gave the bishop, the more likely the bishop would be to entangle himself. It certainly was Mr Crawley's
wish that the bishop should entangle himself. He, therefore, replied very meekly, ‘It has been most unfortunate, my lord.'

‘I have felt for Mrs Crawley very deeply,' said Mrs Proudie. Mr Crawley had now made up his mind that as long as it was possible he would ignore the presence of Mrs Proudie altogether; and, therefore, he made no sign that he had heard the latter remark.

‘It has been most unfortunate,' continued the bishop. ‘I have never before had a clergyman in my diocese placed in so distressing a position.'

‘That is a matter of opinion, my lord,' said Mr Crawley, who at that moment thought of a crisis which had come in the life of another clergyman
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in the diocese of Barchester, with the circumstances of which he had by chance been made acquainted.

‘Exactly,' said the bishop. ‘And I am expressing my opinion.' Mr Crawley, who understood fighting, did not think that the time had yet come for striking a blow, so he simply bowed again. ‘A most unfortunate position, Mr Crawley,' continued the bishop. ‘Far be it from me to express an opinion on the matter, which will have to come before a jury of your countrymen. It is enough for me to know that the magistrates assembled at Silverbridge, gentlemen to whom no doubt you must be known, as most of them live in your neighbourhood, have heard evidence upon the subject –'

‘Most convincing evidence,' said Mrs Proudie, interrupting her husband. Mr Crawley's black brow became a little blacker as he heard the word, but still he ignored the woman. He not only did not speak, but did not turn his eye upon her.

‘They have heard the evidence on the subject,' continued the bishop, ‘and they have thought it proper to refer the decision as to your innocence or your guilt to a jury of your countrymen.'

‘And they were right,' said Mr Crawley.

‘Very possibly. I don't deny it. Probably,' said the bishop, whose eloquence was somewhat disturbed by Mr Crawley's ready acquiescence.

‘Of course they were right,' said Mrs Proudie.

‘At any rate it is so,' said the bishop. ‘You are in the position of a man amenable to the criminal laws of the land.'

‘There are no criminal laws, my lord,' said Mr Crawley; ‘but to such laws as there are we are all amenable – your lordship and I alike.'

‘But you are so in a very particular way. I do not wish to remind you what might be your condition now, but for the interposition of private friends.'

‘I should be in the condition of a man not guilty before the law; – guiltless, as far as the law goes – but kept in durance, not for faults of his own, but because otherwise, by reason of laches
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in the police, his presence at the assizes might not be ensured. In such a position a man's reputation is made to hang for a while on the trust which some friends or neighbours may have in it. I do not say that the test is a good one.'

‘You would have been put in prison, Mr Crawley, because the magistrates were of opinion that you had taken Mr Soames's cheque,' said Mrs Proudie. On this occasion he did look at her. He turned one glance upon her from under his eyebrows, but he did not speak.

‘With all that I have nothing to do,' said the bishop.

‘Nothing whatever, my lord,' said Mr Crawley.

‘But, bishop, I think that you have,' said Mrs Proudie. ‘The judgment formed by the magistrates as to the conduct of one of your clergymen makes it imperative upon you to act in the matter.'

‘Yes, my dear, yes; I am coming to that. What Mrs Proudie says is perfectly true. I have been constrained most unwillingly to take action in this matter. It is undoubtedly the fact that you must at the next assizes surrender yourself at the court-house yonder, to be tried for this offence against the laws.'

‘That is true. If I be alive, my lord, and have strength sufficient, I shall be there.'

‘You must be there,' said Mrs Proudie. ‘The police will look to that, Mr Crawley.' She was becoming very angry in that the man would not answer her a word. On this occasion again he did not even look at her.

‘Yes; you will be there,' said the bishop. ‘Now that is, to say the least of it, an unseemly position for a beneficed clergyman.'

‘You said before, my lord, that it was an unfortunate position, and the word, methinks, was better chosen.'

‘It is very unseemly, very unseemly indeed,' said Mrs Proudie; ‘nothing could possibly be more unseemly. The bishop might very properly have used a much stronger word.'