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Authors: Cassandra Dunn

The Art of Adapting

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For Zoe and Maia: I love you up to the sky

1
Lana

The drugstore was filled with Valentine's Day decorations and chocolates—the last thing a woman wanted to see just after being left by her husband. Heart-shaped Mylar balloons and chalky conversation hearts mocked Lana as she chose cards for her kids. She knew they were too old for it—saccharine photos of puppies holding stuffed velvet hearts in their mouths, cards from their mother on Valentine's Day—but it was tradition. And with her present in turmoil, and her future uncertain, tradition was comforting.

Lana pored through the trite and sappy options looking for something metaphor-free and Asperger's-appropriate for her brother, Matt. Her old neighbor Dixie, mid-sixties and tanned from her new residence on a golf course, rounded the corner, headed her way. Lana turned away without thinking about where to go, why she was hiding from her friend. It made no difference—Dixie spotted Lana as she pivoted away.

“Lana, dear!” Dixie trilled, beaming as she came up to Lana.

“Hello, stranger,” Lana said, beaming back to the best of her ability. She gave a friendly wave with the cards in her hand. Dixie was trim and well preserved, tucked neatly into a dark green polo shirt and white tennis skirt.

“Card for Graham?” Dixie asked. “I just love Valentine's Day,
don't you?” Her hair was shorter, smoother, shinier than the pre-retirement version of herself, now more silver-blond than the flat gray she used to sport. She looked amazing, like a blissed-out retiree. Lana looked like she'd decided to give up personal hygiene for Lent. Not that she was Catholic. Or knew anything about Lent. She looked exactly like a woman spending Valentine's Day alone after nineteen years of having someone to celebrate it with. Like she'd been awake half the night feeling sorry for herself, then had slunk to a drugstore nowhere near her house to reduce the chance of running into neighbors or friends or coworkers in her disheveled state. A lot of good that had done.

“Actually, they're for the kids. Graham . . .” Lana held up the tacky cards and felt-covered rose-shaped pens that she was also giving her children—the kind of pens they'd likely never use. She wanted to finish the sentence, allow the truth to roll out of her like the brown sludge dripping from the chocolate fountain for sale behind Dixie, but she couldn't do it. As if it weren't bad enough having her marriage end, there was the painful act of telling everyone. How many times did she have to say those words, suffer the stunned look on someone else's face, fight the urge to comfort them as if it were their tragedy to swallow?

“How is Graham? Still working on that book?”

Graham was not working on a book, and never had been, but it was a conversation starter he lobbed around at parties, his idea for a science fiction novel about a space colony that survives the destruction of the earth. Lana gave a vague smile and a shrug.

“He's keeping busy.”
Dating,
she was tempted to finish.
He's keeping busy dating a redhead.
But Dixie meant well, and snarkiness wasn't going to fix the situation, so Lana let it go.

“How's the new place?” Lana asked. “You look phenomenal.”

“Oh, you're too sweet,” Dixie said. She touched her hair, a whiff of self-consciousness rising from the gesture. “Is it too much?”

“Dixie, you look twenty years younger than you are. I can't even compete.” Lana held up her arms to show off her oldest jeans, her faded powder-blue sweatshirt from the kids' elementary school. They were now in high school.

“I can give you my hairdresser's card,” Dixie said. She snapped open her miniature beige calfskin purse and extracted a dark purple card. The front of the card read
Janelle Monroe
in tiny script, followed by a phone number. Nothing else. No address, not even a salon name. Was minimalism the newest marketing fad?

“Wonderful. Thanks,” Lana said. She dropped the card into her big mommy purse, the bottomless one she kept meaning to downsize from. “Please say hello to John for me.”

“Oh, I'll do better than that!” Dixie said. “We'll have you and Graham over for dinner!”

Lana sighed. Really, there was no way around her humiliation. She just had to barrel straight on through it, over and over.

“I'm sorry, Dixie. I'm afraid that won't happen. The truth is . . . Graham moved out.”

Dixie narrowed her pale blue eyes and touched her hair again. “Why on earth would he do that?” she asked.

It wasn't at all the reaction Lana was expecting, and it struck her as equally tragic and hilarious. Indeed. Why would he? Dixie knew nothing of Graham's late nights working, Lana's loneliness, the arguments, the silences, the threats to leave one another. She knew Lana and Graham from dinner parties, where they were always on their best behavior.

The Mylar balloons swayed overhead in the man-made breezes of central air-conditioning while piped-in Rick Springfield crooned about wanting Jessie's girl, and Lana couldn't help laughing at the horror of it all.

“I have no idea,” she said.

“Oh, my sweet dear,” Dixie said. She pulled Lana into her, one of those half hugs women do, where they chicken-wing their arms and grip the other person's shoulders, a modified chest-bump of affection.

Dixie and John had been married since college, a good forty-plus years for them. They were living Lana's dream: one spouse, for life. They and their three perfect children and five cherubic grandchildren were beating the odds, while Lana was on the verge of becoming a statistic. Lana returned the half hug, surprised at
how frail Dixie felt beneath her glossy sheen of newness. Would Lana be alone when the forward march of time caught up to her? Dixie stepped back and looked Lana over. “Please give Janelle a call. She can do miracles. It'll make you feel so much better.”

Dixie touched her hair one last time before giving a little wave, a ripple of four fingers, then she turned on her white tennis shoe and walked away.

Lana paid for the cards, the pens, a couple of boxes of candy for each kid, Matt's beloved yogurt-covered pretzels—the yogurt coating a horrid Pepto-Bismol-pink for the occasion—and headed home. Janelle's purple business card rode shotgun within Lana's purse, a chatty copilot listing all of the ways she could make Lana over: cover her gray, give her long loose layers, make her look less like a mom and more like a woman a man might actually desire. And while Lana wanted all of that, she also resented the feeling that she had to repackage herself for the market. Graham was graying, thinning in a spot on the crown of his head, and had put on a little roll around his middle, but he seemed to be having no trouble getting dates.

Lana compromised by swinging by her favorite nail salon, where the fumes gave her a headache but the attentions of beautiful delicate Mai always made her feel better. Mai complimented Lana's nails, her shapely fingers, her skin, and while it was likely just a means of earning her repeated business, it did make Lana feel better. The manicure also fell within Lana's tighter, post-separation budget, while she was fairly certain a Janelle Monroe makeover did not.

“Sit, please,” Mai said. She could have been eighteen or thirty-five. It was impossible to tell. Lana sat. Mai set out four color choices and Lana pointed to the red—appropriate for Valentine's Day. Mai held the bottle up to Lana's cheek and squinted, giving the faintest shake to her head. She held up a bottle of rose-pink polish and gave a shy smile. Lana nodded. She wanted someone else to make the decisions.

Being single meant Lana got to be in charge all the time, do things the way she'd always wanted them done. She no longer had to wait until Graham was done watching TV before starting the
noisy dishwasher. She didn't have to budget for the fancy-label wine he preferred. She could wait an extra thousand miles before getting her oil changed. But it also meant she had to be in charge even when she didn't want to be. That she'd had to be the one to fire the gardener she could no longer afford. That she'd given up her beloved winter fires because Graham told her she needed to get the chimney cleaned first and she had no idea who to call for such a thing. Or how much it would cost.

Mai finished massaging Lana's hands with lotion. Before starting to paint her nails, she gestured to Lana's left hand.

“You want to put your ring back on before I paint?”

Lana had no ring to put on, of course, but Mai didn't know that. It had been months since she'd worn her wedding ring. Maybe months since she'd had a manicure.

“No,” Lana whispered. Stupid Valentine's Day. She smiled but felt her eyes moisten. Mai ducked her glossy head of beautiful black hair and got to work. With Lana's hands busy lying flat on the table between them, she had no way to wipe her eyes. She caught a lone, errant tear on the shoulder of her sweatshirt.

With lovely pink nails, an armload of valentines, and renewed resolve boosting her spirit, Lana headed home to wait for her kids to return from their overnight visit at Graham's. She expected to find Matt in the kitchen, eating a generously buttered English muffin, drinking milk from his favorite blue cup, but the kitchen was empty and the house was quiet.

Lana set out three piles of Valentine's Day gifts on the kitchen table and signed the cards. She still had a couple of hours before Graham brought the kids home. She weighed her options. Heading back to bed was too depressing. Exercising held no appeal. Eating was a dangerous way to pass the time. She texted her kids.

Happy Valentine's Day! I love, love, love you! Mom

Abby wrote back immediately:

Can we come home now?

The proper answer was no, because it was Graham's time with them, but it wasn't like they had an official visitation schedule set up. Graham saw them when he wanted to see them, brought them home when he was done. Matt emerged as Lana was trying to formulate a response.

“What's that?” he asked, gesturing in the general direction of the piles of stuff on the kitchen table.

“It's Valentine's Day,” Lana said.

“Oh,” Matt said. He set about making his breakfast. He showed no interest in the pile of gifts before his seat at the table or the envelope bearing his name.

If it's okay with your dad
, Lana wrote. That seemed fair enough. Defer to him, but give the kids permission to influence him.

He says fine
, Abby wrote back.

Lana sent a text that she was on her way and fetched her keys. “I'm going to go pick up the kids at Graham's. Want to come along?”

Matt looked at his uneaten breakfast.

“You can bring it,” Lana said. Matt picked up his food and headed for the garage.

Lana's mood was instantly lifted the moment she pulled onto the sunny street and turned toward the ocean, headed for Graham's place in Del Mar. Once her children were home it'd be a happy holiday. Valentine's Day wasn't meant to be spent alone. Of course, fetching the kids early meant Graham would be spending it alone. The thought made Lana smile. But the smile made her feel guilty. She flipped on the radio to a soft-rock station she normally hated, but knew would be playing the sappy brand of love song appropriate for the day, maybe something to remind her of happier times. What she found was even better. Adele's “Someone Like You.” The perfect anti-love song.

Lana was singing along when she noticed the colored lights flashing behind her. A police car, on her quiet little suburban street. It was so unlikely that she kept driving for a moment, sure it wasn't meant for her.

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