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Authors: Beth Harbison
If I Could Turn Back Time
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To my children, Paige and Jack Harbison. I would not turn back time for anything if it meant I wouldn’t have you. You both mean the world to me!
Thanks so much to Katie Ware for all of your help. You will never know what a difference you have made and how grateful my family is to yours. Much appreciation to Kevin and Melanie Ware as well. God bless Orion Triple R: Rescue, Rehab, Rehome!
To my mother, Connie Atkins, for so much more than I can say.
To my sisters, Elaine and Jacquelyn—Mommy and Daddy did a great job to raise three girls who never really got into too much trouble. Daddy would be so proud of us all, I know, but especially you two: so wise and witty and strong.
To my girlfriends who have continued to help and bolster me (and pour the wine) as I vent, I love you: Connie Jo Gernhofer, Jami Nasi, Carolyn Clemens, Denise Whitaker, Dana Carmel, Kim Amori, Tris Zeigler, and Chandler Schwede. I couldn’t do without you guys!
Deb Levy, I don’t even know what to say—you are the coolest of the cool. Drinks soon. And often.
Marlene Roberts Engel, your kindness and strength inspire me.
Lesli Alison LeJeune, I
so
want to be just like you.
☺
To Cinda and John O’Brien, for our enduring friendship, which I value so much, and which has carried me along more times than you know.
To Greg Rubin, for wise counseling and positive energy.
Mike Scotti, thanks for a weird collection of good things and fun moments that are probably best left unspecified. Also, for the hours of great reading your books have provided—I truly cannot wait to read more.
Paul Minchoff, thanks for “manning around the house” for me.
☺
You probably stopped me from killing myself, or electrocuting myself trying to install the doorbell.
Mr. Bigosi, you will never know how much I love you. It’s been lifetimes. I wish the best for you.
Annelise Robey, you have been so much more than an agent, and that was not in the contract for you! Thank you for years of friendship, laughter, and support. You are one of the strongest and wisest people I know, and your counsel always makes me feel better.
And to all the readers who have contacted me privately or posted on Facebook with such kind comments and for sharing your own stories—“thank you” just isn’t enough, but it’s all I’ve got!
The night before my eighteenth birthday, I was thirty-seven years old.
Not the first time. The first time I was seventeen. Just like you’d expect of an ordinary person. Because I was an ordinary person. I really couldn’t pinpoint what put me over the edge, but something did.
So, when it came down to what I want to tell you about today, yes: The night before my
second
eighteenth birthday, I was thirty-seven.
Doesn’t really make it all that much clearer, does it? I’m sorry.
I’ll get there.
Meanwhile, let’s start someplace else. The day before my thirty-eighth birthday, I was on a boat—a yacht, really—off the coast of Miami, Florida, drenched in the kind of blue-water, sunny-day perfection you see on the cover of
Cond
é
Nast Traveler
and other luxury magazines. It was absolutely, stunningly,
breathtakingly
beautiful.
By all accounts, mine was a stunning, beautiful, absolutely breathtaking luxury life.
I hadn’t grown up that way. No one who grows up with over-the-top luxury bothers to appreciate it or describe it in detail. They take it for granted, while the rest of us either dream about it or—as in my case—are perfectly contented until someone swoops us out of our easy anonymous life and plops us down into the middle of some political existence, major or minor, literal or figurative.
But I’m getting ahead of myself.
In my youth, I’d enjoyed a happy, Charlie Brown–landscaped, middle-class life in Potomac, Maryland, close enough to the D.C. border that you could ride a bike there (if you were ambitious). Summers were muggy and smelled of hot pavement and beer at a field party down River Road; fall was always cool and crisp, underlined by the sounds of fiery red and gold leaves (matching the ubiquitous Redskins jerseys) skidding across sidewalks and streets; winters crunched with snow and carried the scent of wood smoke that drifted lazily out of brick chimneys until the inevitable flat and depressing gray stretch that was February and March, when everyone drew into their homes and stopped any festivities, holding their breath for the relief of anything other than the long dark winter of the D.C. suburbs.
But then spring burst forth in a pastel fireworks show of azaleas, daffodils, cherry blossoms—the trees that lined my side of Fox Hills were cherry blossoms, until they all died off, and the other side of the neighborhood had Bradford pears, which I think lasted longer—and the burst of whatever spring nature gave brought the happy smiles of residents who hadn’t quite believed it would ever warm up again.
Ours was not a neighborhood of rose competitions or any other attempts to outdo each other’s optimism; it was a place where everyone did their best to nourish cheer and no one sought to outdo another, because the point was to hasten the gray winter along as best we could, as best we
all
possibly could.
The rich in our town had old money and horses and bridal paths; the rest of us had bikes and neighborhood pools and solid American cars to take us to the mall or dinner out at Normandie Farm or, on really special occasions, the Peter Pan Inn in Urbana. It was a half-hour drive through the dark but it always ended in a deep-velvet-red dining room and the best Shirley Temple drinks I ever had.
I was a math kid, always loved it, always excelled at it. I couldn’t understand how anyone had trouble with math, when it was the most straightforward thing in the world. To me, that would be like not understanding how to breathe. Nothing else in life is so dependable: you plug the right formula in with the right numbers, do the puzzle, and get the answer right every single time.
My dad was a banker and he loved that I shared this quality with him. Early on he taught me sums using coins. When I was five years old he began to teach me about the stock market and how to track a portfolio. He taught me to invest in things I liked, not just things that “made sense.” Our first real purchase for my future was one hundred shares of Apple’s IPO at $22 a share, because he and I loved to play
Alternate Reality
together. I saved that stock and added to it for the thirty years that followed, through three splits and a high approaching $250 a share.
Thanks to Dad, I had a nice little nest egg for myself long before I hit it big working with Whitestone, one of the top private equity investment firms in the country.
Believe it or not, I’d never actually been financially ambitious. At least not in the greedy sense. I loved to get it right, to invest well, to have my intuition richly rewarded with high growth and big margins, in short to be good at my job. But I’d never felt like I didn’t have what I needed until the little enclave that had been my home since I was born became a very popular metropolitan suburb for bigwigs and the prices escalated well beyond what I or 99 percent of my school classmates could have afforded.
Until Dad died unexpectedly halfway through my college education, that is. Well, I say unexpectedly, but when you smoke three packs of unfiltered Pall Mall cigarettes a day, a sudden and devastating stroke can’t exactly be characterized as “unexpected.”
Unfortunate
, certainly.
Unendurable
, very nearly.
But not
unexpected
.
It was definitely the most formative experience of my life, though. I was twenty years old, and it wasn’t what
I’d
expected. I’d fully expected him to be there for me forever, to fix doorknobs in my first shabby apartment, to advise me when the market wobbled, to walk me down the aisle if and when I found someone I wanted to marry, and, most importantly—and most vivid in my imagination—to be a grandfather to my kids: to throw them up in the air and catch them; to make games of “fishing” with homemade poles held from the second floor of the house for treasures he’d hidden in his shoes.
That was the dad he’d been to me, and that was the granddad I was sure he’d be to my children someday. And, damn it, it was really something to look forward to.
But it was never to be.
My mom later told me she’d feared it for years. So strongly, in fact, that sometimes she had a sneaking suspicion that she’d caused his death by focusing so much attention on that specific dread. But that was nonsense. He smoked, he enjoyed his Irish coffees, he spent his evenings in his easy chair in front of ESPN, and he died.
And life changed. Even though the house was paid off, Mom had a hard time paying the taxes along with all her other expenses, so I had the most important investment assignment of my life: to profitably invest the life insurance payment in a bad market so that she could comfortably live off the dividends.
It’s worked out pretty well.
So I was able to sit on the bow of that yacht the day before my birthday, soaking up the sun without many cares in the world.
I was with my best friend, Sammy—whom tackier people would probably call my “gay husband” and which probably gives you a fair idea of him and our relationship—as well as two couples we weren’t actually that close to but whom we’d known for a decade and who tended to show up every time there was a party, and Lisa and Larry Springston. Larry was my associate at Whitestone, and Lisa was his wife. She and I had gotten particularly close in the past five years or so, and everyone called us “partners in crime,” thanks to a few better-left-unmentioned wine-fueled party antics.
“It’s time for
champagne
,” Sammy announced, shortly after noon and a few nibbles of cheese dictated that it was reasonably five o’clock somewhere. He came out of the galley with a tray containing eight glasses, and a silver bucket with the distinct flower-painted bottle of Perrier-Jou
ë
t poking out of the top. Each delicate Waterford flute had a slender straw in it—a nod to the brief period when I’d been obsessed with Pommery Pops, small bottles of fine Pommery champagne in blue bottles with little blue straws.
That habit had ended quickly—it just wasn’t economically responsible, and I was nothing if not economically responsible—but we figured out it was really the straws that drew us in, so we always tried to use them for special occasions.
Sammy’s theory was that every birthday with an
eight
in it was an anniversary of my eighteenth birthday, and thus qualified as a
very
special occasion.
He set the tray down on the table and held up the bottle. “Your
favorite
!”
“Thank you so much!” I made my way over to him and gave him a hug. “You know me so well.”
“Honey, anyone here could have come up with your favorite champs. But when you see the present I got you, you’ll know who your daddy is.”
Sammy was not, and would never be, a who’s-your-daddy guy, though he’d dated a few.