Authors: Graham Ison
Table of Contents
ALL QUIET ON ARRIVAL
BREACH OF PRIVILEGE
JACK IN THE BOX
KICKING THE AIR
LOST OR FOUND
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1. Hardcastle, Ernest (Fictitious character)âFiction.
2. PoliceâEnglandâLondonâFiction. 3. Great Britainâ
HistoryâGeorge V, 1910-1936âFiction. 4. Detective and
ISBN-13: 978-1-78010-281-8 (Epub)
ISBN-13: 978-0-7278-8171-7 (cased)
ISBN-13: 978-1-84751-431-8 (trade paper)
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A FROM A BULL'S FOOT, to know:
to know nothing.
temporarily to assume the role of a higher rank while the substantive holder is on leave or sick.
a watch chain of the type worn by Albert, Prince Consort (1819â61).
ALL MY EYE AND BETTY MARTIN:
Slang term for the Royal Navy.
: assistant provost marshal (a lieutenant colonel of the military police).
Central Criminal Court, Old Bailey, London.
British Expeditionary Force in France and Flanders.
the United Kingdom.
a wound suffered in battle that necessitated repatriation to the United Kingdom.
a remote prison on Dartmoor in Devon.
Divisional Detective Inspector.
a watchman (
a dwelling house, or room therein. Any place of abode.
FEEL THE COLLAR, to:
to make an arrest.
FOURPENNY CANNON, a:
a steak and kidney pie.
theatre of WW1 operations in France and Flanders.
a look (a foreshortening of âglimpse').
informal alternative to âsir'.
King's Counsel: a senior barrister.
army (rhyming slang: from Kate Carney, a music hall comedienne of the late 19th early 20th century).
LONG BOW, to draw the:
to tell unbelievable stories.
internal counter-espionage organization.
MONS, to make a:
to make a mess of things, as in the disastrous Battle of Mons in 1914.
a police station
NOT PYGMALION LIKELY:
a euphemism for ânot bloody likely', from George Bernard Shaw's play
Central Criminal Court, in Old Bailey, London.
ON THE GAME:
leading a life of prostitution.
official nationwide publication listing wanted persons, etc.
a sweetheart; a girl with whom one has a joyous time; a harlot.
senior Scotland Yard official responsible for the finances of the Metropolitan Police.
a military officer's belt with shoulder strap.
an informal police alternative to station-sergeant, clerk-sergeant and sergeant.
) Gaelic salutation for âGood health'.
SLING ONE'S HOOK, to:
to run away, hastily or secretly.
young man frequenting theatres in an attempt to make the acquaintance of actresses.
Police shorthand for sub-divisional inspector, the officer in charge of a subdivision.
murdered or hanged.
a murder or hanging.
army officers' slang for the War Office.
Department of State overseeing the army. (Now a part of the Ministry of Defence.)
Army slang for Ypres in Belgium, scene of several fierce Great War battles.
he detectives' office in Cannon Row police station, in a turning off Whitehall in London, was thick with tobacco smoke on that Monday morning at the beginning of March 1918. The police station and New Scotland Yard opposite had been erected 28 years previously to the plans of Norman Shaw and constructed, fittingly, from Dartmoor granite hewn by convicts from the nearby prison.
All the windows in the office were firmly closed and the only heating came from a solitary and inadequate smoky fire. However, the Receiver for the Metropolitan Police District was obliged to be parsimonious in his capacity as controller of the Force's finances, and spent no more on the comfort of junior police officers than met the minimum requirements. The thinking of the hierarchy was that such officers should be out on the street, not languishing in their offices.
In this stark and essentially functional room, four or five detectives were seated around a long wooden table, each working on reports, applications for warrants and all the other paperwork that was a necessary part of a CID officer's lot. There was, however, only one typewriter in the office, and fewer chairs than there were detectives, a state of affairs that was regarded by the senior officers as an incentive for their juniors to arrive early.
Close to the door of the office, Detective Sergeant (First Class) Charles Marriott, being the senior officer in the room, was privileged to have his own desk. This morning he was drafting a complicated report that would eventually find its way to the office of the Solicitor to the Metropolitan Police and thence to the Director of Public Prosecutions. But it was not proving easy, and several times, he had begun it again. In common with other detectives, Marriott had often thought that it was easier to solve a crime than to commit the details to paper afterwards.
âExcuse me, Sergeant.' The young uniformed constable on station duty hovered in the doorway.
âYes, what is it now?' asked Marriott, throwing down his pen in exasperation and heaving a sigh. âAnd don't tell me you're applying to become a detective. Take it from me, it's not worth the trouble.'
âNo, Sergeant, it's this message that's just come in from Thames Division.' The PC crossed to Marriott's desk and handed over a form.
Marriott quickly scanned the brief missive. âAll right, leave it with me,' he said, standing up and dismissing the constable with a wave of his hand. He buttoned his waistcoat and donned his jacket. Crossing the narrow corridor, he tapped on the divisional detective inspector's door and entered.
âWhat is it, Marriott?' DDI Ernest Hardcastle, head of the CID for the A or Whitehall Division, looked up with an expression of annoyance at having been interrupted. He too was engaged in writing a difficult report about ex-Inspector John Syme that would eventually find its way to the Commissioner. Since 1910, Syme had held a continuing, and often violent, grudge against the Metropolitan Police for his reduction in rank and subsequent dismissal for a variety of disciplinary offences. At nine o'clock last Saturday evening, he had been arrested, yet again, outside Buckingham Palace with a brick in his hand. Syme, who would throw a brick through any government window he could find, including 10 Downing Street, had been charged with intent to commit malicious damage and would appear later that morning at Bow Street police court. It was unfortunate for Hardcastle that most of Syme's protests were conducted on A Division, and that it fell to him to be the one writing the reports.
âA Thames Division crew from Waterloo Pier has reported dredging up a male body, sir.'
âWaterloo Pier's on E Division, Bow Street's patch. What the hell's that got to do with us?' demanded Hardcastle, placing his pipe in the ashtray.
âIt was found floating near one of the uprights of Westminster Bridge on our side of the river, sir.'
âWell, if he committed suicide it's not a crime, Marriott,' said Hardcastle. âYou should know that you can't prosecute a dead man. Only
suicide's a crime,' he added archly. âA successful suicide's not a matter for the CID.'