Gladly Beyond (3 page)

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I closed my eyes.

Breathe. Calm down. Reason your way through this.

I was simply paranoid. Trauma does that to you. Turns you into someone who sees danger in the innocuous. First an old gypsy lady yelling bizarre things. Now a costume-inclined man with a fetish for photo bombing.

Weird, sure. But hardly threatening, per se.

Besides, what idiot would stalk someone in plain sight dressed like a Regency era nobleman? No one, right? That was nutty even by my skewed standards.

Most likely, Mr. Darcy had just been heading my direction and thought it amusing to pop into my photos.

The reality? This meeting was too critical for me to lose focus; I
needed
this job.

If Mr. Darcy had an issue with me, he could take a number and get in line.

Two

Dante D’Angelo

I
recognized her instantly.

In my defense, Claire Raythorn was kinda hard to miss, paused beside the arched loggia across the piazza. I nudged my motorcycle into the square, eyes on her.

She stood with long-limbed confidence, staring at her phone. Immaculate in a pencil skirt, ruffled pale-blue blouse and heeled boots. Blond hair gleaming-straight past her shoulders despite the frizz-inducing Tuscan humidity.

Even at a distance, she was striking. Unique. Drawing a man’s eye.

And, let’s face it, I was male enough to look long and hard.

As I watched, she waved and blew a kiss at her phone. Gave a girly-gushy smile.

Huh? Was she on a video call?

Wait—no. She wasn’t talking and now she was tapping her phone.

Claire stared at her screen. Then her shoulders sank and she whirled around. Her relaxed body language instantly morphing into panicky and afraid.

Right.

They didn’t call her Batty Ray Psycho for nothing.

I guided my bike around the fountain and across the piazza, keeping an eye on Claire ahead of me.

Of course I’ve seen that video. You know, the one where Claire walks in on Pierce Whitman with another woman. Granted, I think anyone with an internet connection has seen it.

The video is hilarious in an
America’s Funniest Home Videos
sorta way—you wince and know you should look away but laugh instead.

It starts with Claire stomping through the door, swaying drunk, head swiveling as she takes in the clothes scattered, the tangled bodies on the couch . . .

You can practically
see
the moment where she loses it. An almost audible
snap.

She goes full-banshee on Pierce and the other woman. Screaming. Hysterical.

Claire throws random things from her purse at them—lipstick, notebook, pens . . . tampons.

Pierce and the woman shriek in terror. That’s nearly the funniest part—the pair of them squealing like teenage girls over flying tampons. The hashtag #tamponsofrage trended for a while.

But then Claire tosses her purse aside and starts pulling bottles from a wine fridge just inside the door. Winds up her arm.

“No!” Pierce shouts.

The first bottle smashes spectacularly, painting the wall in brilliant, dripping red. Three more follow. Pierce ducking under each one, yelling to stop.

Claire—sobbing, out of control.

“Look!” she screams, wildly waving her arms at the wine-soaked room. “It’s smashed and bleeding. Just like my achy breaky HEART!”

Forever branding herself as Batty Ray Psycho. Though #bitchyraypsycho also made the rounds on social media.

Branwell and Tennyson laughed so hard they cried, playing the video over and over for a solid week.

Brothers. What you gonna do?

The take-away here? No matter how attractive, no self-respecting guy would get involved with Batty Ray Psycho.

As a D’Angelo, my life was already two Froot Loops shy of a bowl-f of crazy. Literally.

I had no interest in Claire Raythorn and her cargo-hold’s worth of baggage.

So I forced myself to look away from her and focused on parking my bike next to a miniature Fiat.

But all too soon, my gaze swung back to Claire. Almost unbidden. Like rubbernecking at the scene of a car accident.

She had stopped her panicky twirling and had moved down the piazza a bit. Now she stood in front of a Baroque-era palazzo, gazing up at the Tuscan-orange building with its pedimented windows and carved marble corbels. The building that was my destination.

Of course. She was attending the same meeting.

Branwell had suggested she and Pierce might be in the running for this job too. Heaven knew, the poor woman probably needed it as badly as I did.

With a toss of her head, she threw her shoulders back, as if steeling herself.

She had guts, I would give her that.

It was only as she stepped forward and pressed the call button that it all clicked. That I
finally
noticed.

Stupid typical guy . . . I had been too busy checking her out and cataloging the crazy to analyze
why
she drew my eye. But now it was so obvious—

I couldn’t
see
her.

Not. A. Damn. Thing.

Chills goosebumped my arms and back.

I blinked. Squinted.

She was
blank
. Absolutely and completely capital-B
Blank
.

All the air punched from my lungs. My heart went from zero to sixty.

I instantly whirled my head around the square, mentally noting other people: three university students, a pair of tourists, a black-habited nun with groceries—

Shadows. Movement. Normal.

I could
see
them just fine.

But when I came back to Claire . . .

Niente. Nulla.
Nothing.

She was empty air.

What. The. Hell.

Claire pushed the palazzo door open, disappearing inside.

With shaking hands, I shrugged off my helmet and locked it into the seat of my bike. Pulled my tie out of my shirt and unpegged my suit pants. Grabbed my briefcase.

One thought alone pounding through my skull:

Of all the women on the planet, why couldn’t I
see
Claire Raythorn?

Three

Claire

I
walked into the room exactly four minutes early, politely greeting everyone with a professional smile.

Striding around the large table in the center of the room, I slid into a chair that afforded me a clear view of all exits. (I didn’t lie about being paranoid.)

I pointedly ignored ground zero of my paranoia—a.k.a. Mr. Pierce Whitman—seated across the table.

He winked at me from behind his chunky, dark-framed glasses.

Honestly? After everything?
That’s
how he chose to greet me? Besides, who
winks
at a female business associate in this day and age?

Stay professional. Calm. Deep breath.

I pretended interest in the mahogany table between us, mentally tracing the contrasting rosewood and satinwood inlay. (Northern Italian. Early nineteenth century. Master craftsman.) Using the moment to tamp down all worry labeled
men
—Pierce, Mr. Darcy stalker—and channeling my concentration into this potentially life altering meeting.

Pierce kept trying to capture my gaze, dipping his head all earnest-like and pleading. He exuded a nerdy, harmless vibe. Brown hair, soulful eyes . . . lots of glasses and bow ties.

The entirety of him shouting he was the safe choice, the prudent one. That had always been his schtik.

A deep voice cleared his throat.

“Can I get you something to drink, Ms. Raythorn? Mr. Whitman?”

This came from the white-haired man seated at the head of the table, Mr. Kenneth Finster-Cline, the billionaire we had come to audition for.

He radiated energy, despite being over seventy years old. He was one of those men who retained a luxurious mane of snowy-white hair well into old age. It complimented his neatly trimmed beard and Frank Sinatra-esque blue eyes.

As is, he
should
have looked like Santa Claus, but instead bore an uncanny resemblance to Colonel Sanders. Combined with his initials (KFC) and drawling Kentucky accent, everyone just called him the Colonel.

The few times we had met, the Colonel seemed grandfatherly, though chatty in the way elderly men can be. I intended to use every charm in the book to make a good impression on him.

“No drink?” The Colonel gestured toward a sideboard laden with bottles, soda and an espresso maker. “Natalia would be happy to fetch whatever you all would like.”

Seated to the right of the Colonel, Natalia looked up from her laptop. About my age, Natalia radiated the typical poise and confidence of a beautiful woman well aware she was poised, confident and beautiful.

Pierce kept stealing glances at her. Speculative, inviting sorts of glances. Had I just been too stupid-in-love to notice his behavior before? It was
so
blatantly obvious.

“I’m fine, thank you.” I shook my head.

Pierce did the same, flashing a wry grin.

“I understand Claire has been trying to lay off the
vino
.” He tilted his head back, aiming his thumb toward his mouth.

Stay classy, Pierce.

I had been up half the night
knowing
the meeting today would be like this. That I would have to bite off my tongue to keep from rising to his cruel baiting.

Professionalbeprofessionalstaycalm . . .

But, of course, Pierce wasn’t done. He ratcheted up the posh British accent, moving from his standard condescending into full-blown sardonic.

“You do have an ice princess image to rebuild, after all,” he said.

Natalia suppressed a smug smirk.

I chewed on my cheek.
Don’t engage.
Any response would only make me look bad. Every word out of my mouth needed to show my calm,
un
-psychotic demeanor.

Sunlight bounced merrily around the room and, like the Colonel, ignored the tension crackling between Pierce and myself.

“That’s enough, Mr. Whitman,” the Colonel snapped. Okay, so maybe not so ignorant. “Anyone who wants to work for me will remain professional at all times.”

Pierce gave a mock-humble wince.

“You show admirable restraint, Ms. Raythorn.” The Colonel turned to me. “Bit your tongue off yet?”

“Not quite. This room is lovely.” I waved a hand, indicating the opulent space. The wealthy Colonel
would
have a museum-worthy palazzo as his office building.

“Admirable topic change.” The Colonel nodded approvingly. “I like a gal who doesn’t let emotions rule her head.”

“Thank you.” I ignored the
gal
. Pick your battles.

Pierce rolled his shoulders—a telling, agitated tic.

The room
was
lovely, with its gilded coffers and molding in colorful geometric designs. (Originally late Renaissance. Victorian remodel.) It was pure PBS Masterpiece Classic elegance, like those lush E. M. Forster period films my sixth nanny, Mrs. Henderson, watched over and over:
A Room with a View, Where Angels Fear to Tread, Howards End
. . . I always called the random women who tended me
nannies
, a rich-slumming euphemism more than a reality. At least Mrs. Henderson hadn’t had a parole officer—

“Both Claire and I are here, shall we get started?” Pierce sat forward, clasping his hands, expression carefully neutral, obviously trying to make up lost ground. “I’m eager to begin.”

Natalia’s perfectly manicured nails clacked as she typed. Pierce eyed her again.

The Colonel leaned back in his chair. “We’re waiting for one more expert.”

That was news to me.

Drat. More competition.

Pierce shot an eyebrow skyward. “I was under the impression Claire and I had been invited here exclusively. A third opinion is hardly necessary—”

“My game. My rules.” The Colonel gestured toward the large double doors. “You don’t like my rules, you’re welcome to leave.”

Which just underscored why everyone called him the Colonel.

Pierce rolled his shoulders again.