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Authors: Jess Lourey

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February Fever

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February Fever: A Murder-By-Month Mystery
© 2015 by Jess Lourey.

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dedication

For all the fantastic women in my life.
Thank you for providing shoulders to cry on,
wine to drink, and stories to laugh at.

One

The upright bass strin
gs
resonated, the notes deep and husky. In the background, the finger-snapping began. Peggy Lee's voice threaded over the top of the rhythm. It was playful, hot, and full of delicious promise. She was doing her best to convince me that I couldn't possibly know the depths of her love, could never understand how much she cared.

Johnny noted my delighted expression when I placed the lyrics, and he smiled. He was standing over me, backlit by a crackling fire, naked from the waist up. His Levi's hung low on his lean hips, and the shadows from the fire played off his soft blond curls, the marble cut of his biceps, and the strength in his hands, which hung loosely at his sides.

The chorus of the song scorched out of the speakers.

Fever
.

Believe me, I felt the heat.

Johnny had removed my blindfold moments earlier. I'd been wearing it since he'd surprised me at the Battle Lake Public Library thirty minutes ago. Of course I'd protested—I'm not a woman whose boyfriend shows up at her work on a random February Sunday afternoon with a bouquet of tangerine-colored tulips, a blindfold, and a whispered promise that makes her blush in her most private parts. Heck, I'm not the gal who usually even
has
a boyfriend, and when I do, he's more likely the type to regard dental floss and socks as “fancy-shmancy” (yes, Bad Brad, I'm talking about you) than to surprise me with an every-minute-planned evening.

Johnny was different.

Johnny was love and rockets and romance and sweetness. We'd officially been a couple since December, not even two months, but we'd casually dated before that. That's how I was gonna tell the story, anyhow. Another person might interpret my “casual dating” as more like “neurotic dating,” with me constantly worrying what a great guy like Johnny was doing with someone like me, and subsequently doing everything I could to sabotage our budding relationship.

You see, I'm a little messed up.

I'm an only child, the daughter of an alcoholic who died driving drunk the summer before my junior year of high school. He'd killed someone else in the accident, and I became a pariah in my hometown of Paynesville, Minnesota. Come the end of my senior year, I was only too happy to skedaddle from that tiny spot on the map.

Ink not even dry on my high school diploma, I took off for the Cities. I did all right for a while. Earned my English degree from the University of Minnesota, waited tables at a Vietnamese restaurant on the West Bank, hit the bars—but only on weekends. Once I graduated, however, I quickly discovered that an English bachelor's and $4 will buy you a medium latte, a license to critique the punctuation on the Caribou Coffee specials board, and not much else. (I can see why the English Department left that out of their advertising materials.)

After taking a couple years off from college to find myself (i.e., pay off some loans and check out what life is like when you're
not
going to school), I enrolled in a Master's program in English and began hitting the clubs in earnest. Eventually, I found myself attending more bars than classes, dating Bad Brad, and wondering if this was what my alcoholic dad's life had looked like in his twenties. I didn't like the direction—or lack thereof—in which I was headed.

A year ago last March, I received a shittily wrapped gift when I caught Brad cheating on me, and, a few hours later, was flashed by a homeless man while crossing the Washington Avenue bridge. Nothing like stumbling across two out-of-place penises in one day to crowbar you out of a rut, you know what I mean?

When my friend Sunny called soon after the doubleheader and asked me to take care of her dog and cute little prefab house on the most gorgeous hundred acres in all of Minnesota, I didn't so much leap at the offer as trust fall into it. The gig was only supposed to last March through August while Sunny explored Alaska with Dean, her unibrowed lover, but late last summer, the couple landed a year-round job on one of the fishing boats, and here I was, an unofficial Battle Lake resident for coming up on a year.

The Battle Lake Public Library head librarian had hired me as his assistant within a week of my moving to the tiny northwestern Minnesota town, and by April, I'd scored a supplemental job as a freelance reporter for the
Battle Lake Recall
. The newspaper editor, Ron Sims, had been so impressed with my work (read: no one else would do it) that I'd been assigned to write a recipe column, which I'd named “Battle Lake Bites.”

Admittedly, the title had been intended passive-aggressively. You see, it took me a bit to re-acclimate to living in a small town, a community so tight-knit that if your car slid into the ditch, somebody'd be there to pull you out within five minutes. Within ten minutes, the rest of the population would know you'd gone off the road, and it'd be twelve more minutes before they began speculating on whether or not you'd been drinking, if the interior of your car was messy, and if you'd ever find love or were biologically doomed to a life of tea-drinking and spirited cat-collecting.

I imagine I'd have fallen into the small-town rhythm sooner—I'd been born and raised in a little burg, after all—if it weren't for the dead bodies popping up. As in, regularly. One corpse a month, every month since May, matter of fact.

A guy I had a crush on here, a statue thief there, and pretty soon, it added up to me stumbling over nine murders in as many months. I didn't like to speculate on that record, because when I did, I was inevitably brought to two conclusions:

  1. I was jinxed with the mother of all cooties: dead-body magnetism; and
  2. It had been twenty-three days since I'd skated over a frozen corpse on West Battle Lake. I could almost hear the clock ticking down on February. When and where would I find the next murder victim?

Because of this propensity, I'd decided to become proactive back in October and began pursuing my private eye license. (When life hands you corpses, you make lemonade, is what I always say.) Still and all, I didn't like the countdown to the next dead body. The waiting was making me jittery.

On good days, I told myself my run of bad luck
had
to be over and I was crazy for jumping at shadows. On bad days, I'd returned to sleeping under my bed, empty cans stacked inside my bedroom door so I'd wake up if anyone tried to sneak in. It made dating a healthy, open guy like Johnny … interesting. He'd borne it like a champ, but I found myself watching him closely, waiting for the day when he said, understandably, “Hey, I was thinking I might like to try dating a woman who doesn't trip over dead bodies like other people find pennies. Your thoughts?”

Many times I'd caught myself trying to pull the trigger first. You know, dump him before he inevitably ran out on me. I'd fabricate a fight, or decide he hadn't called in two days because he was cheating on me and then, when he did call the third day, I wouldn't pick up. Sigh. I was a lot of work. Johnny had been true-blue through all of it, though, and my walls were crumbling, brick by precious brick. It was terrifying to be slowly revealed and made vulnerable. Terrifying, but also exhilarating.

These were the thoughts I juggled on an average day.

But today was no run-of-the-mill day. Today, I'd been blindfolded and brought to Johnny's living room, where a fire crackled and I was alone with the cutest boy on earth. Besides, as Johnny eased closer to me, Peggy Lee melting the speakers with her velvety tones and my blindfold dangling from his jeans pocket, my thoughts were disintegrating. There simply wasn't enough blood in my northern hemisphere to maintain a facial expression, let alone a coherent thought.

When he stood only inches away, towering over me, his body heat melted into my flesh like a lovely wave. I reached for his abdomen, longing to touch one of my favorite spots: the point where his hipbones carved a line into his sculpted ab muscles. He grabbed my hand just short of his tempting skin, and in a masterful move, wrapped one end of the silk blindfold around my wrist.

I glanced up at him, caught off-guard. I was still sitting, which was a delicious angle. My head was level with his belly button, and everything from that point up was sleek, strong, and staring intently at me. The blue of his eyes was as dark as storm clouds.

I knew that look, and it gave me the most exquisite shivers.

I offered him the other wrist, but he shook his head, his lips quirking at the corner. I began to ask him what the plan was, but he stopped my words by leaning over, taking my face in his free hand, and kissing me, deep and long.

Peggy Lee was right: this was indeed a lovely way to burn.

I reached for him again, but he still had my right hand wrapped in the silk blindfold. He pulled back from the kiss and tugged my Henley over my head. He had to string it along the blindfold until it was free. As he tossed my shirt behind the couch, my smile of anticipation melted to horror when I realized I was wearing my Plan B bra, i.e., the one so puckered and ratty that it served as back-up birth control. I'd never have worn it if I'd known this was where I'd end up tonight.

Curse words!

He noticed the direction of my glance and put his finger under my chin, forcing me to look into his eyes. I immediately forgot what I'd been worrying about. He was stunning, open, honest, and in love with me.

The soundtrack he must have created for the evening switched over to Bill Withers's “Use Me.” It was brighter than Peggy Lee, but no less seductive. Johnny reached over and behind me. A cork popped and flew dramatically across the room. Next came the golden glug of champagne being poured into a flute. When he handed me the glass, the firelight reflected off of the sparkling honeyed bubbles.

I was technically free to move around, as he had dropped the other end of the blindfold to remove my shirt, but I remained still, hypnotized. He put the glass to my lips and I drank, spilling only a little. He set down the flute and kissed the wet spot on my chin, and quick as a blink, maneuvered me so I was lying on my back on the couch. He grabbed both wrists, pulled them over my head, and used the blindfold to tie them to the table next to the sofa. This pure hotness took all of three seconds.

I tugged at the binding, not wanting to escape but curious if I could. The knots were pleasantly tight. I smiled. I'd never been tied up before, but it had always been a fantasy. I figured it was a command to be lazy. Who doesn't like someone else doing all the work during sex? Bring on the Nut Goodie ice cream, and you'd have three of my favorite things. Johnny had also tucked a pillow under me when he'd leaned me back, which meant my head was higher than my waist and my A cups hadn't completely disappeared.

Double good!

Johnny looked me over from tip to toe as I lay on the couch wearing only a bra and jeans, my hands tied over my head. He let his eyes travel up and down me like hot fingers, and it took every ounce of self-control for me not to beg him to kiss me. When he placed his hand on his flat, muscled stomach—a move he did unconsciously but that I loved—I almost squealed. He continued to study me as if deciding whether or not to remove my pants.

He hadn't spoken a single word since we'd entered his house.

For my part, it was all I could do not to make every stupid joke that crossed my mind, which is what I do when I'm excited and/or nervous. (Let me be a cautionary tale: turns out “pull my finger” jokes are
not
an aphrodisiac.)

Apparently deciding to leave my jeans on for the time being, he ambled over to the fireplace and removed a candle from the mantle. Watching him move made me squirm, in a good way. His broad shoulders served as a stunning counterpoint to his narrow waist, and I still had the smell of him on me—clean and spicy, like cinnamon. He held the candle above my stomach, one eyebrow raised. I responded by shrugging, at least as much as I could with my arms tied over my head.

He dropped a single dot of hot wax onto my stomach. It was an intense, momentary sting, followed by warmth. I closed my eyes and smiled. He leaned down and kissed the spot just above my belly button where the wax had hardened. He made three more dots, leading up from the original spot toward my neck. He kissed each after it cooled.

My shady spots tingled with delight.

When he reached my neck, he set the candle on the table and began kissing me in earnest in the sweet spot where my throat met my collar bone. His hand was on my inner thigh, kneading. Chris Isaak took over for Bill Withers, telling me about a bad, bad thing. I was ready to commit a crime myself if it meant Johnny would lay on me. I bucked my hips, but he pushed them down, moving his hot mouth to mine.

He was the best kisser I'd ever had, full, strong lips, never too wet, tongue just right, but tonight he was outdoing himself. I moaned. He finally eased on top of me, his knee between my legs, his weight hovering just above my body. I thrust again, but he wouldn't put his weight on me.

He moved his mouth toward my ear, his tongue tracing the ridges, his breath hot. I shivered. I loved it when he talked dirty, and I could tell I was about to get an earful. His voice, when it came, was deep and growly with desire:

“I have to go to Portland.”

Hunh
?

I relaxed into the couch and blinked once. Twice. With my bachelor's in English and a handful of Master's classes in the same, I felt fairly confident with most of the native language, including innuendo. But this “going to Portland” euphemism was new on me. Oh well, I could roll with it. I got back into character.

“Portland would be happy to host you for as long as you can
come
,” I whispered back, grinding underneath him.

He tensed slightly.

Shoot. I must have read this one wrong.

I pitched my voice into what I hoped was a sympathetic tone, any hint of disappointment erased. “That's okay, honey. Sometimes we all have to go to Portland.”

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