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Authors: Avery Monsen,Jory John

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All My Friends Are Still Dead

All my
friends
are
still
dead.

Avery Monsen & Jory John

Text copyright © 2012 by Avery Monsen and Jory John.

Illustrations copyright © 2012 by Avery Monsen.

All rights reserved. No part of this book may be reproduced in any form without written permission from the publisher.

Library of Congress Cataloging-in-Publication Data is available.

ISBN 978-1-4521-1404-0

Chronicle Books LLC

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San Francisco, CA 94107

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Table of Contents

Copyright

All my friends are still dead

Acknowledgments

About the Authors

All my friends are still dead.

All
my
friends are still dead.

All my friends are still alive.

Jerks.

It’s
super
boring up here.

I guess I’m going to go watch some living people showering.

All my friends are bacon.

Honestly, we think of him as more of an acquaintance.

Dangit.

Most of my friends defriended me.

I probably shouldn’t have posted all those poems.

I was not programmed to understand the concept of friendship.

And yet there is an emptiness inside me that I cannot explain.

Let me try.

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