Read The Wish List Online

Authors: Eoin Colfer

Tags: #Fiction - Young Adult

The Wish List

Copyright © Eoin Colfer, 2000

First published by The O'Brien Press Ltd., Dublin,
Ireland, 2000
Published in agreement with The O'Brien Press Ltd.

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For Donal; The Lord of Love

MEG AND BELCH WERE DOING A JOB. MEG AND BELCH. Sounded like some sort of comedy double act. But it wasn't. There was nothing funny about breaking in to an old-timer's apartment.

Raptor was slobbering on Meg's boots.

“Do we really need the mutt?” she hissed, wiping her dripping boot in the flower bed.

Belch turned away from the window. Piggy eyes glared out from under gelled spikes of hair.

“Listen, Finn,” he whispered. “Raptor is no mutt. He is a purebred, from a long line.”

Meg rolled her eyes.

Belch returned to window jimmying, worming the blade of the screwdriver between the frame and the sill.

For the thousandth time, Meg Finn wondered what she was doing here. How had she sunk this far— skulking around the old folks' apartments with a lowlife like Belch Brennan? Her reflection glared accusingly from the windowpane. For a second she saw the ghost of her mother in that face. The same wide blue eyes, the same braided blond hair, even the same frown wrinkles between her eyebrows. What would Mam think of this latest escapade? Meg's involuntary blush answered the question for her.

Something split in the window frame.

“We're in,” grunted Belch. “Let's go.”

Raptor scrabbled up the wall into the dark interior. He was the point dog, sent in to check for hostiles. His orders were simple. Bite everything. If it screamed, it was hostile.

The pit bull was not what you'd call a stealth canine, and managed to barge into every piece of furniture on the ground floor.

“Why don't we just ring the bell?” groaned Meg.

“Oh, stop your whining, Finn,” snorted Belch. “Old Lowrie is deaf as a post anyway. You could set off fireworks in there and he wouldn't stop snoring.”

Belch hoisted his considerable bulk over the sill, exposing a drooping belly in the process. Meg shuddered. Disgusting.

Her partner's face appeared from the darkness.

“Are you coming, Finn?”

Meg paused. This was it. The line between bold and bad. The decision was hers.

“Well? You're not chickening out on me, are you?”

Meg bristled. “I'm not afraid of anything, Belch Brennan!”

Belch chuckled nastily. “Prove it.”

He was manipulating her, and she knew it. But Meg Finn could never resist a dare. Placing her palms on the ledge she vaulted nimbly into the room.

“That's how to break and enter, you big clod,” she said primly.

That remark could cost her later. But not even Belch would waste time wrestling when there was robbing to be done. Luckily, he had the memory span of a particularly dim goldfish, so with any luck he'd have forgotten all about the comment by the time they'd completed their mission.

The room was musty, with a medicinal smell. Meg recognized it from the night she'd spent on the couch outside her mother's hospital room. The odors made what she was doing seem all the more terrible. How could she? Steal from a helpless old guy?

She could do it because she needed the money to run away. Escape from Franco once and for all. Get on the ferry to Fishguard and never come back.

Think about the ferry, she told herself. Think about escaping. Get the money any way you can.

There was old-man stuff all over the room. Bottles of pills and jars of Vicks. Worthless. Belch pocketed them anyway.

“They could be heart pills, Belch,” whispered Meg. “This guy could have an attack when he realizes he's been robbed. That'd make you a murderer.”

Belch shrugged. “So what? One less crusty in the world. Oh the pain of it. Anyway, I don't know what you're whining about. Seein' as you're an accessory and all.”

Meg opened her mouth to object, but couldn't. It was true. She
was
an accessory to whatever happened here tonight.

“So give up yer moaning and go through the dresser. This old coot's got cash somewhere. All crusties do. So's they can leave it to someone!”

Another gem of wisdom from Belch. Her hand hovered over the knob on an ancient dresser. Open it, she told herself. Open it and face the consequences. Her fingers trembled, rigid with fear and shame. Ancient photographs lined the shelves. Yellowed eyes accused her from behind smoky glass. It was no use. Meg Finn might be bold, but she wasn't bad.

Belch elbowed her out of the way.

“Chicken,” he muttered in disgust.

That was when the light came on. Old Lowrie McCall stood on the stairs, brandishing an ancient shotgun. Obviously not as deaf as Belch had thought.

“What are you two at?” he rasped, his voice gravelly with sleep. It was a dopey sort of question, really.

Two intruders. Middle of the night. Up to their elbows in his stuff. What did he think they were doing?

Lowrie cocked the antique gun with his thumb. “Well? I asked you a question.”

Belch belched casually—hence the name. “We're robbin' the place, crusty. What does it look like?”

The old man descended the stairs, frowning. “Actually, tubby, that's exactly what it looks like. Now get your paws out of my dresser before I ventilate your pimply head.”

Meg blinked. This was like something on TV. One of those old cop shows where everyone had ponytails. If they were going to follow the script, then Belch would do something stupid, and the old guy would be forced to shoot the pair of them.

That's not what happened at all. What happened was that Raptor recognized the enemy and aimed for a bare leg hanging from the hem of a dressing gown.

The pit bull opened its jaws until the tendons cracked and gnashed down on Lowrie McCall's calf. The old man howled lustily, battering the dog with the shotgun's wooden stock. But he might as well have been bashing a concrete block. Once Raptor had a hold on something, he wouldn't relinquish it until Belch told him—or until it was dead.

Meg danced around frantically. “Tell him to let go, Belch! Tell him!”

“No hurry. He needs to be taught a lesson after pointing a gun at me.”

“Get Raptor off him, Belch!” Meg screamed and she snatched the gun from between Lowrie McCall's fingers.

Belch blinked. The stupid girl was crying! Blubbering away like a little fairy. And she had the gun pointed at Raptor.

“Ah, here now, Finn!” It was funny, really. Didn't she know anything about shotguns?

“Call him off! I'm warning you.”

Belch spoke slowly, as one would to a toddler. “That's a shotgun, idiot. You shoot from there and you'll splatter the old coot as well.”

Meg wavered for a moment. “I don't care. At least he'll die quick. I'm giving you to three, Brennan. Seeing as you can't count to five.”

Belch mulled it over. He wasn't used to thinking so fast.

“One . . .”

Would Meg really do it? Not likely. Too soft.

“Two . . .”

Then again, after what she'd done to her stepdad, Franco— And she was a girl. Who knew with women?

“Thr—”

“Okay, okay!” Best not to risk it. There'd be plenty of time for revenge later. “Raptor! Heel, boy.”

The dog snarled, reluctant to release its wriggling prize.

“I
said
, HEEL!”

Instantly cowed, the pit bull unhinged his jaw from Lowrie McCall's calf and trotted to its master's side.

Meg ran to Lowrie McCall. He lay weakly on the linoleum, blood pumping from his wound.

“What have we done?” she sobbed. “What have we done?”

Belch was unaffected by the crisis. “So, a wrinkly kicks the bucket a few days early. So what?”

Meg brushed the tears from her eyes. “We have to call an ambulance, Belch! Right now!”

Belch shook his head. “No can do, Finn. There's no turning back now.”

McCall's eyes were losing focus. “Please,” he rasped.

Meg pointed the gun at Belch. “Get out! Go on.”

“Forget it, Meg.”

“I'll take the blame. You just go!”

Belch snorted. “Sure. Just tell the guards you bit his leg. They'll definitely believe that.”

It was true. Every security guard in town knew Belch Brennan and his mutt. There was no way out of this one. For the first time in her life, Meg Finn wasn't going to be able to smart-mouth her way out of trouble.

Then things got worse. Belch took advantage of his partner's consternation and snatched the gun. A yellow-toothed grin pasted itself across his features.

“Point a gun at me, will you?”

Meg felt tears bubbling over her lids. “He's bleeding bad, Belch. Dying, maybe!”

Belch shrugged. “So what?” He raised his gaze to Meg. “And now I've got you to deal with.”

“Belch! Call an—”

“My reputation is at stake. If any of the lads ever found out a girl pointed a gun at me and lived . . .”

Meg knew Belch. He was going to make a big speech like he thought hard men were supposed to. By the end of it, he'd be so worked up you wouldn't know what he'd do. Meg decided not to wait around long enough to find out. Without a word, she turned and flung herself through the still-open window.

Belch nodded at his eager pit bull. “Hunt, boy. Run her down.”

Raptor licked his teeth and was off. His master took his time. There was no hurry now. No one ever escaped Raptor. He knelt beside the pale pensioner.

“Don't go anywhere, Lowrie. I'll be back in a minute.”

The old man didn't answer.

Meg had a plan when she made her bid for freedom.

She would run to the first house with a light on, and hammer on the door. She knew now that she would rather face the police than let old Lowrie die. Meg made only one mistake. One fatal mistake. In all the confusion and darkness, she turned right instead of left. Left led into a central courtyard, overlooked by practically every one of the apartments. Salvation. Right led into the maintenance area. The shared TV antenna and gas tank. Dead end.

Raptor skidded around the corner, invisible but for gleaming teeth and snorts of steam billowing from his nostrils. He stood his ground, blocking the alley back from the maintenance area.

“Shoo!” said Meg hopefully. “Home, boy.”

If the dog could have chuckled derisively, he would have. There was no way the girl was getting past.

Belch's shadow fell across the confined space. “You're a lame criminal, Finn. Running straight down a dead end.” The twin gun barrels poked from the shadows, like black eyes.

“Belch. For God's sake. Call an ambulance—it's not too late.”

“'Fraid it is. For you, anyway.”

The curve of the gas tank was cold against Meg's back. The line of the weld rubbed along her spine. Nowhere to go. The gun barrels swiveled and aimed at her.

“Come on, Belch. This isn't funny.”

“I'm not laughing, Finn.”

It was true. He wasn't.

“You're not going to shoot me. So just give me the few punches and get it over with.”

Belch shrugged. “I don't have any choice, really. It's all right for you. You're only a kid, but I'm sixteen. Responsible for my own actions. This'll mean prison. And I think you'd squeal.”

Just yesterday Meg would've said: You think, Belcher? Now pull the other leg. But not now. This was a different Belch. This was how he was in the dark.

“I won't squeal, Belch—I'm an accessory.”

“True. Still . . .”

Belch let the sentence hang. Meg knew the onus was on her to prove her loyalty. She had to say what he wanted to hear.

“Who cares?” she mumbled, the words grating like broken glass in her throat. “Who cares if another wrinkly dies? Not me, that's for sure.”

Belch studied her face, looking for the lie. Apparently he found it.

“Sorry,” he said, cocking the shotgun. “I don't believe you.”

Then came the big mistake. The one that made all the others on this night of bungling seem like minor errors. It was the last mistake Belch would ever make.

Meg was right, Belch didn't intend to shoot her, just to scare her a bit. Because of his hooligan ways, Belch Brennan was familiar with shotguns and their scatter patterns. He was perfectly aware that firing at this range would probably ignite the gas tank, and blow them both to hell. But a little warning shot, over her head—that was a different matter. Belch pointed the barrels almost vertical and leaned on the trigger.

Meg saw it in his eyes. Saw exactly what he was going to do. Was he mad?

“No, Belch—don't!”

But it was too late. His finger was halfway through the motion. No time to change his mind. Not that Belch wanted to. His mouth was already grinning at the thought of Meg's expression.

The boom was tremendous, filling the confined space and pulsing through the alleyway. It rattled around Meg and Belch's heads, bursting their eardrums. But they didn't care, because by that time they were both dead.

One little pellet did it. One tiny ball bearing with a nick on its curves. The nick acted like a fin, sending it spiraling off its intended course. It hissed downward, superheating the air in a nanosecond. A new gas tank would have stopped it, and this one should have been replaced a decade ago. The rusted metal collapsed under the minuscule onslaught, allowing the white-hot sphere access to highly flammable gas—
BOOM!

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