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Authors: Ruth Thomas

The Home Corner

The Home Corner

Ruth Thomas

 

For Charlotte, George and Archie,
and for Mike

When they said the time to hide was mine,

I hid back under a thick grape vine.

 

And while I was still for the time to pass,

A little grey thing came out of the grass.

 

He hopped his way through the melon bed

And sat down close by a cabbage head.

 

He sat down close where I could see,

And his big still eyes looked hard at me,

 

His big eyes bursting out of the rim,

And I looked back very hard at him.

 

‘The Rabbit’, by Elizabeth Madox Roberts

 

The seasons seemed to come and go that year without me really noticing them. They just rolled on. Sometimes I wondered if that was how my predecessor had seen them, too; if Miss Ford had ever looked up at the pure blue sky one September afternoon, and thought
Jesus, it’s autumn
. Or if she’d used to sit on a bus from her home to St Luke’s and back in a kind of trance. I hardly even registered the children growing taller, or the sums getting harder, or the seasonal fruits on the lunch menu changing from rock-hard winter oranges to small Scottish strawberries. I used to take sandwiches in for lunch, myself: I packed them in the pale green lunchbox I’d had at high school. Cheese and pickle most days, a wee carton of juice and an apple. I ate sitting on the same chair in the staffroom, looking out of the same window at the same view. I was stuck, I suppose; I was fixed, and I didn’t know how to alter things.
This month is: JUNE.
Today the weather is: SUNNY
, I remember it saying one day on the weather chart that Mrs Baxter kept propping up on the Nature Table – but it’s funny how you can read a statement like that and not take it in. How you can almost want to disagree with it.

 

I hadn’t arrived at the start of the school year; I’d been offered the job late in the autumn, a replacement for Miss Ford, who had not, apparently, quite
cut the mustard
. Susan Ford was a kind of ghost at St Luke’s, an absence, a person whose spectral shoes I was filling. There was a gap on the staffroom wall of fame where
Miss Ford’s
photo had been. I remember wondering if my recruitment had been a case of desperate measures, because I was clearly never going to be ideal either, as classroom assistants go. My job offer had been typed on pale letterheaded paper bearing St Luke’s emblem of a fat owl sitting in a tree, and its motto,
Veritas et Fidelis.

Truth and Fidelity.

Dear Miss McKenzie,
Mrs Crieff, the school’s headmistress, had written,
Following your interview at St Luke’s yesterday afternoon I am delighted to inform you . . .

– and it had been quite hard to believe that I’d passed something; that I hadn’t failed, the way I’d flunked all my Highers the previous year. It had felt strange that I would have a role and an income and a place to go. By the time I started, we were already halfway through November. Harvest Festival had come and gone, and so had Halloween and Eid and Sukkot, and we were on our way to Diwali and St Andrew’s Day. We had, as Mrs Crieff said, ticked a lot of the
festivals boxes
that term, both secular and religious.

 

St Luke’s was one of those sandstone Victorian places built to last. There was a door marked
Boys
and another marked
Girls
, and standing outside the main door was one lone silver birch tree. The playground was pretty much a sea of tarmac apart from that tree. The only
other
form of decoration was a stone relief, placed high on the front wall, of a small child and a crouching, cloaked person showing the child a book. I used to think that the cloaked person looked quite off-putting, like Death or the Spirit of Christmas Yet to Come. But I suppose it was just one of those educational things that you saw sometimes on old buildings. A lot of
other
things about St Luke’s had changed, of course, since it was first built. For instance, the old janitor’s house that had once stood alongside had quite recently been knocked down and replaced with four small modern houses, known collectively as Janitor’s Close. The houses in Janitor’s Close were identical, with sloping, chalet-style roofs and creosoted lean-tos for the rubbish bins, and porches with frosted glass. At playtimes, the children used to peer across at the houses, now sectioned off from the school behind a new wall, and discuss who might live in them, like wondering if there was a troll lurking beneath a bridge.

The playground, in the mornings, always looked very grey and hard. And sometimes the mothers – still standing there after their children had gone in and the doors had closed behind them – made me think of teenagers hanging around a swingpark after dark. Loitering; waiting for something – though it was hard to tell for what. To be reunited, maybe, with something they’d let go of by mistake. It was mainly mothers, in the playground. Some of the fathers only turned up once a fortnight or so. This had been quite a shock to me at first: I’d always assumed that times had changed, that we’d moved on from the days of dads in offices and mums at home. But this was not the case at all. The St Luke’s dads were like needles in haystacks. There was one man in particular, the father of a little girl called Emily Ellis, who stuck out by his absence. He was some sort of specialist in something, some consultant, I’d been told, and when he
did
turn up at school, he always looked as if he had somewhere to be that was more important.

‘Chop chop,’ I’d heard him say once to Emily when she was taking a long time getting her shoes on in the cloakroom. ‘Chop chop’, he’d  said, standing there with his arms folded and a frown on his face. And I don’t know why, but I’d felt like punching him. I’d only been there a couple of weeks, and it just seemed such a mean thing to say to a wee girl struggling with her shoes. ‘Chop chop’ was what people in authority said. It was what my old Brown Owl had barked at me on Brownie nights when I’d taken too long – I’d always taken too long – getting out the papier mâché toadstool for the fairy ring. ‘Chop chop, Luisa McKenzie!’ she’d used to say, clapping her hands.

I’d once heard Mr Ellis tell Emily to pick her feet up, too, when she’d tripped in the playground.

If you picked your feet up, Emily, that kind of thing wouldn’t happen.

He certainly never helped her with her shoe buckles, or commiserated for long over her bleeding knees. That was my job, or Mrs Baxter’s, or some other woman who happened to be around.

‘He’s quite pleasant underneath it all,’ Mrs Baxter had told me once, damning him with faint praise. She often did that, when speaking about the parents. ‘A few weeks ago,’ she’d added, ‘Mr Ellis donated a fair stash of his own money to the school library.’

Yes, he had
personally
provided the
cash for several new
Biff and Chip
books, as well as a series of hardbacks about the universe
.

‘I think he spent over £100 in total,’ she’d said.

‘Bit of a dark horse, then,’ I’d replied.

I still couldn’t think of Mr Ellis as a generous person, though, or even as someone who particularly liked books. But then, there were a lot of people at St Luke’s who were surprising. And in any case, I no longer trusted my ability to judge character.

 *

Just inside the school gates was a large wooden board upon which were listed the school’s Golden Rules. All the primary schools had them. I used to read them as I hurried in every morning. I hurried because I was nearly always late. But I still read them – the rules – instinctively, compulsively, the way I read the backs of cereal packets at breakfast, as if they might mysteriously have changed overnight. They never had, of course. 

We are honest!

We are kind!

We are patient!

We are fair!

It seemed to me that you could put a ‘not’ in every one of these statements and they would still work. The children mostly ignored them, anyway. Especially the bigger boys trading football cards in the playground. Really, those rules were about as meaningful as my old high school motto  –
Per Ardua ad Astra
– had been
.
Which had been no help at all. I was already nineteen by now, and I had not risen through adversity to the stars.
You know
, I sometimes felt like saying to Mrs Crieff,
after I flunked all my exams last year it was either a job here, or working as a sous-chef, or being a florist: those were really the only options available to me!
And Catering had almost won, in fact: I liked cooking. But on the day I’d signed up at my local training college I just hadn’t been able to picture myself standing behind a huge aluminium tin of mashed potato, a hairnet on my head; or stirring a great vat of gravy in some two-star hotel. So a classroom assistant was what I had become. It was as if somebody had lifted me, like a little Playmobil figure, out of the life I’d once envisaged and plonked me down again in the wrong setting.
There you are, Miss McKenzie.
And they’d put me in the kindergarten! They’d put me in the school! – when I’d actually wanted to be in the artist’s studio with the easel, or in the cafe with the ice-cream sundaes, or at least sitting in the little cinema with a friend and a bag of popcorn. I wasn’t even wearing the right kinds of
clothes
any more – I was wearing strappy sandals and a cheesecloth shirt and stripy linen trousers! I was wearing kindly, slightly dowdy clothes appropriate for someone twice my age! – when once, a few months earlier, I’d have dressed head to toe in black. And just a few years before
that
, I’d have been wearing a blue and white striped dress and been at primary school myself.

I used to try to have mature, teacherly conversations with Mrs Baxter, or to crack knowing jokes with the lollipop man, but quite often I just used to find myself saying all the wrong things and hurrying on. Likewise, I used to try to be in by 8.30, but sometimes I was not in till nearly nine, and then I used to have to run, breaking one of our own Golden Rules in the process. Classroom assistants were supposed to be calm, dignified people who always walked and knew just the right, encouraging things to say to the children. But I was not; I did not: I was not a good example at all.

‘Good morning, everyone,’ I would say brightly when I arrived, slightly out of breath, at the classroom door. And the children would all look up from their little tables.

‘Good Moorr-ning, Miss McKennn-zie,’ they would reply in the droning note that schoolchildren have used down the ages. And because the use of first names was frowned upon, for some reason I could never work out.

‘Ah: Miss McKenzie,’ Mrs Baxter would add, a little curtly, like a big, irked robin, from her side of the room. Mrs Baxter and I worked together, Monday to Friday, seven hours a day, and it could be a bit of a trial, for both of us. We inhabited a Portakabin at the far side of the playground, with our class of twenty-nine. To get there you had to walk the length of the school, past the secretary’s office and the medical room, past Mrs Crieff’s office, through the dinner hall, past the gym, up and down three short flights of steps and then back out again into the playground. Then you had to walk past the bike shed, past a bin shaped like a frog and the lone silver birch tree, and up a ramp.

Welcome to Our Classroom
, said a sign when you eventually got there. It was stuck to the Portakabin’s front door.
Today we are talking about
, it added, in smaller letters; and beneath this sentence Mrs Baxter would sometimes stick a label with a word on it, often quite an abstract one like ‘sunshine’ or ‘happiness’ or ‘holidays’. Less often, we would talk about things like ‘frogs’ or ‘trees’ or ‘shoes’. I remember that we were looking at colours that term, that particular summer term, and that last fortnight, for some reason, was yellow. This was an opinion I disagreed with, being one of those people who attributed different colours to different things. That fortnight to me, for instance, had so far been a kind of greyish-mauve.

Inside the classroom there was a smell of plasticine and sun-warmed milk and plastic plates. There was a rectangular fish tank on a shelf, the water a little murky and containing three small, orange fish. Ranged around the windowsills were twenty-nine yogurt pots each containing a yellowing, overheated plant. Blu-tacked to the walls were pieces of work that Mrs Baxter and I had deemed to be of interest in some way over the course of that term, and worthy of display.

Letter to an Alien,
one group of pictures was entitled. We had done outer space in May. 

Dear Alien

I am John. I lik the culr yellow. I am six. Wat is lif lik on yur planet?

There were several other sheets of paper too, as you headed further into the room. Some of them were funny, and some could make your stomach suddenly flip over with a strange kind of sadness.

Ones I had a coin and I spent it –

it said beneath a display entitled
Discoveries We Have Made.

Ones I wen to Afrika and I saw a jiraffe

Ones I saw a man who was bald.

(
Is this kind, Spike?
Mrs Baxter had written under the bald-man sentence. I’d stuck it up anyway, because it had made me laugh.)

The children’s coat pegs were in three rows, just to the left of a small collection of wooden furniture we called the Home Corner. Each child had a peg there, with their name above it and a picture of an animal beneath. I don’t know who’d decided on the animals – who’d thought that Sam Bridges should be given a hippo, or Emily Ellis a bear. That was just the way it was. On my first day in post the previous autumn, I’d had to help the children locate their names. There were a lot of names, and I couldn’t imagine how I would ever learn them all. Had Miss Ford learned them all? Or was that one of the ways in which she had failed? Mrs Baxter had made it easy for me, though. She’d written them all down in marker pen on a sheet of sticky labels, and all I’d had to do was pair them up with the children and stick them onto their jumpers.

‘Here’s
you
! Here’s your
name
!’ I’d exclaimed brightly, as if I was having a lot of fun; and I’d peeled the labels off the backing sheet and stuck them on.

‘You’ve put mine on upside down,’ a little boy had observed.

‘So I have!’ I’d continued, seamless and upbeat. And I’d peeled the sticker straight off again and put it back on the right way up. Some of the children could read already and some of them couldn’t: that was one of the first things I hadn’t anticipated, as a classroom assistant.

‘That’s better,’ the little boy had said, whose name, I’d discovered, was John Singer: a plain name to suit his plainness of speech. ‘But why am I a tortoise?’

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