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Authors: Catherine Hanrahan

Lost Girls and Love Hotels

Lost Girls & Love Hotels

A Novel

Catherine Hanrahan

For my parents

Mary and Robert Hanrahan

Contents

Part One

The Outer Space Room

Part Two

The Beginning of a New Era

Part Three

Remember Your Heartful Life

 

PART ONE
The Outer Space Room
 

S
ometimes, when I’m staring down a room of Japanese stewardesses-in-training, looking across a sea of shiny black coifs, a chorus line of stockinged legs, knees together, toes to the side, when I’m chanting “Sir, you are endangering yourself and other passengers!,” I think I should have let my brother stab me. I shouldn’t have run when Frank came at me with the carving knife, yelling “Satan! Satan!” I should have faced him, arms outstretched, eyes closed in sacrifice, and let him put the blade into me.

 

I wake up to the sounds of Ines having sex in the next room. Ines is loud and she’ll screw nearly anyone. If they don’t meet her expectations, if she doesn’t come three times, feel like she’s transcended to a higher plane, speak in tongues, and get a postcoital foot rub, she makes them pay
her. Cash.
“Fuck them, little shits. I deserve money if they waste my time!”
I used to be outraged. Used to think she was crazy. Now it all makes perfect sense. I sell my time and kill my body. She sells her body to kill time.

I look at the alarm clock. Ines has an orgasm. My bladder calls. It’s time.

 

I have never, in my ninety-six days in Tokyo, been pressed into a subway car by the fabled white-gloved subway-pushers. I feel ripped off—it was just the sort of nightmare of modernity that I came to Japan to be a part of. That and drunk businessmen eating thousand-dollar sushi meals off the bodies of naked girls. Vending machines with schoolgirls’ used panties on offer. Doomsday cults and death by overwork.

The morning train is all lolling heads and bad breath. It’s cold season. Half the subway carriage wears surgeons’ cotton masks. A forensics convention, hurtling through the tunnels.

Near Yoyogi station, I read a pornographic comic book over the shoulder of an old man. An octopus having its way with a girl in a kilt. A group of huge-eyed horny schoolboys is about to rescue her when the falsetto voice of the train conductor calls my station.

 

Air-Pro Stewardess Training Institute is on the fourth floor of the ABW Building. One floor above True Romantic Collection marriage agency and one floor below the offices
of Toyama Waste Disposal. Two months ago, when I first started working at Air-Pro Stewardess Training Institute, still under the spell of Tokyo and jet lag, blissfully sleepless and anonymous, I liked the building. The strange ceramic-tiled exterior—like a giant inside-out bathroom. The tiny elevators that jerked and sputtered to their destination. I was happy to be somewhere where I couldn’t understand a word, spared from the torture of random snippets of conversation. For a brief few days I used the word “lucky.” Applied the word “lucky” to myself.

One day I asked one of the secretaries what ABW stood for. She smiled and gave me the address of the building, carefully wrote down the city, ward, and street number, as though I was an amusing idiot. “No,” I said to her. “I know where it is, but what does it stand for.” She smiled even more. “Yes. Standing,” she answered. I’ve realized that ABW and most Japanese acronyms stand for nothing. They stand for the Roman letters themselves. Mysterious and sturdy and decorative. Sometimes, on my way to work, I invent my own meanings for ABW. Academy of Beauty and Weaponry. Abandon Belief Within. Acme Brain Wedgies.

 

I have realized that no matter what I do, Air-Pro Stewardess Training Institute will never fire me. So, I’ve been driven to dressing for shock value, like a petulant teenager—strolling into the lobby in ski pants and ballet slippers. The ski pants rustle when I walk. I like the way the
bib just barely conceals my little boobs and chafes my nipples a bit. I still have my platinum blond Louise Brooks–style bob that everyone thinks is so cute, but I’ve dyed the tips robin’s-egg blue.

The staff scream “good morning” violently as the elevator doors open. I see them register my outfit. They struggle to maintain their professional smiles, but they shudder ever so slightly.

“Morning,” I grunt, heading to the bathroom to change into my little blue suit.

Mikiko, the director’s assistant, runs up behind me. Mikiko is fanatically cheerful, despite the tragedy. I heard about it from another staff member. She spoke about it in a hushed voice, the way some people talk about cancer or infertility. Mikiko is a failed flight attendant. With her degree from Tokyo University and her sylphlike figure, she made the cut for Japan Airlines—the dream of every Japanese girl with lofty ambitions. But during training, calamity struck. In the form of a cold sore. As the stress of her cabin-crew training grew, so did her blister. The doctors confirmed her worst fears. Herpes simplex 1. Her employers had no choice but to let her go. Pus-addled and dejected.

“Margaret-san!
O-genki desu ka?
You look so funky. Like a rock star,
ne
? You are really, really nitwit!” Mikiko says breathlessly.

“It’s too early, Mikiko.”

She follows me into the bathroom.

“Did you just call me a nitwit?”

“My boyfriend Kevin always says I’m nitwit. Like Meg Ryan. I love Meg Ryan. Do you love Meg Ryan?” Mikiko stares at me expectantly. She’s a pretty girl with a bad overbite. Since her double eyelid surgery, she has the look of a startled animal. I expect one day she will pounce on me, tear at my jugular. I keep my distance.

“Yes. Love her. I’m going to get naked now.”

Mikiko just stands there, eyes popping, big white teeth tipped with hot-pink lipstick, resting on her lower lip. “I need some privacy,” I whisper.

“Oh! Sorry! I have a good news. Today is starting a new recruit, Madoka-chan!” Here at Air-Pro, or trolley-dolly boot camp, as I refer to it, we call the students recruits. Our slogan hails, “Air-Pro. Putting young women in the air. Where they belong.”

 

I struggle into my nylons and suit, scowl at my reflection in the mirror. I look like a slightly punk women’s prison warden. Matronly and freakish. Sitting down on the heated toilet seat, I light a smoke and take out my mobile phone.

I’ve always believed that rituals are for fucked-up people with slippery grasps on reality. This is my latest ritual: each time I sit down on the toilet, I listen to the two saved messages.

A dancing squirrel greets me when I turn on my phone. At first, I thought the squirrel was nauseatingly cute, but now, when I watch it pirouette across the tiny LCD screen, smiling maniacally, sly eyes and giant feet, I’m sure there’s something malevolent about it. Ragging my neurosis with its
electronic chirp. The phone has a function menu in English, but I prefer the Japanese. I’ve memorized the way each of the kanji ideograms look. The voice of the message-center computer, which sounds like someone trying to remain composed while being pinched very hard. The sequence of numbers I have to press to listen to the messages. To abort them midsentence. To save them. The whole process, after so many times, requires only a modicum of concentration. But I breathe deeply throughout, fix my attention on the patch of tile between my feet.

Message one. It’s two months old. I’ve listened to it so many times I can recite the words in harmony.

Hello, Mags? This is Frank. I just wanted—your brother, Frank. I really wanted to thank you for the birthday card. Mags, can you call me? I have a new phone number. It’s 1—that’s the country code, 4-1-6—Mags, I got your card. It was so nice. Do you have my phone number? Okay, it’s 4-1-6—5-4-5. Thanks for the card. Wait! You have to dial the country code. I have it here somewhere. This is Frank, Mags. Okay, so here’s my number if you want to call. Did you know my birthday was last month? I’m a hundred and twelve years old. Margaret? Are you there?

I haul on my cigarette. Try to feel the rhythm of his mind, find some logic in his thoughts—speeding, merging, fracturing, forgotten. I’m sure there must be bliss in chaos. I’m banking on it. I wonder who sent him the birthday card. It wasn’t me. I forgot.

Message number two. Mom. It’s two weeks old, and I
haven’t got all the way through it. I think that if I dissect the message, maybe I can disintegrate it. Return it back to tiny wavelets.

Margaret? Margaret I need you to call me. There’s been an accident—

Stop.

Maybe if I keep it in parts, the whole will never touch me.

Save.

 

Ms. Nakamura, the school directors catches me in the hallway.

“Margaret-san!
Aree!
” She eyes my hair. Nose scrunched up like I’m giving off a bad odor. “What happened to you? Never mind. We have a new recruit, Madoka-chan. This is a really big challenge for us. She is like a big chunk of stone.”

“Stone?”

“You know what’s inside stone?”

“I dunno. A diamond?”

“Flower! We will whip the flower out of her! Yes? Firm but kind. Let’s go!”

Ms. Nakamura clickety-clicks down the hall. I’m sure Ms. Nakamura was born wearing heels. In her immaculate black suit, her skirt that constricts her stride to a practiced hobble, she looks like a tall woman who’s been shrunk. Like a doll. Her hair is jet black and pulled up into a big mushroom, sprayed into taxidermic rigidity. One time I saw
a strand of silvery-white hair that had escaped her attention. It snaked up from the nape of her neck and caught the light, glimmering like the inside of a seashell. I stared at it, mesmerized, until her creepy red talons were in my face, fingers snapping. “Margaret! Time to recite chicken or fish!”

Madoka is lingering outside the classroom, eyeing the advertisements—cosmetic dentists, photographers adept at creating shapely airbrushed ankles, hair-removal specialists, esthetics salons that use electrodes to zap fat. She’s scratching the back of her calf with the heel of her shabby pumps.

“Madoka!” Ms. Nakamura calls. Madoka turns. “This is Margaret-sensei. She is a native English speaker!”

Madoka grabs my hand and shakes it too hard. My arm moves from the shoulder, like a rubbery string. Her smile is lopsided, pushed out on one side by a grayish snaggletooth. She’s hiding a wad of chewing gum in the back of her mouth.

“Pleased to make you!” Her voice is jumpy like a child’s, with a hoarse edge to it, like a little girl chain-smoker. “I’m so exciting,” she says.

Ms. Nakamura’s face quivers with a creepy little spasm. “Let’s begin our training to become cabin crew,” she pauses, giving Madoka an up-and-down look, “or worst-case scenario, ground staff.”

I teach cabin-crew and airline-interview English, Monday to Friday. Teach is the wrong word. I
pronounce
cabin-crew and airline-interview English. Ms. Nakamura
teaches the recruits what to say. She regards it as a science, arguing the primacy of the word “beverage” over “drink” with pointless dogmatism.

The classroom is filled with thirty girls, groomed within an inch of their lives, moving and speaking in precise, identical ways. Like a team of synchronized swimmers. Without water. I always feel a bit dirty around these girls. Their unlined skin and innocent minds. Shielded from birth by their families—shielded from the sordid world of drugs and unkempt foreigners.

Madoka makes her way to an empty chair in the front row, grinning madly, all teeth and gums, flopping into her chair with a loud sigh.

Ms. Nakamura clears her throat. “Recruits! Meet your new classmate, Madoka Wakiyama.” The recruits chorus “Nice to meet you!” Madoka squirms in her seat. Her cheeks redden. Her eyes bulge. “Exciting,” she mumbles.

Ms. Nakamura asks Madoka to tell the recruits about her hobbies.

“I like reading and tanning,” she answers. Thirty manicured hands go to thirty glossy mouths, and a collective giggle fills the air.

“Don’t you have a helping-people hobby?” Nakamura asks. Madoka tilts her head.

“Example! Rie! What is your hobby?”

Rie stands, lifts her chin. “I study sign language. I want to communicate with all people of the world.”

Nakamura beams with pride. “And Sonomi?”

“My hobby is sign language. I want to communicate with all people of the world.”

“Thank you, recruits.” She addresses Madoka, “See? Helping people.” She gives me a nod and I pick up my interview dialogue sheet.

“Listen and repeat,” I drone. “I AM COMMITTED TO BECOMING A CUSTOMER SERVICE PROFESSIONAL.” The recruits trill the words back, and I hear Madoka’s voice above the others, loud and jerky. It sounds like an aria.

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