What could I do but laugh.
* * *
I waited until Sarah was fast asleep, her hair cropped and dyed auburn, mine dyed, from crown to beard, as black as it had been in my younger days, before making a phone call that I suppose I always knew in the back of my mind that I would eventually have to make. Although I knew that Amber had talked and fantasized about our running off together, I knew that she was no more serious than I was when she said it. But I now planned to run to her, or at least towards her. She was the only friend I had who would believe me; who would be willing, possibly, to help me. She was the only person who sincerely believed me when I said those oft repeated words:
I didn’t kill my wife.
And so she was the only person that I could trust, if I could trust anyone at all, with our lives. I would need someone to help me to start a new life. I would need someone to arrange for a place for Sarah and me to live, at least temporarily.
I still had my cell phone but I knew enough from cop shows that to make a call from my cell phone was tantamount to announcing my location on a bullhorn. So I called from the motel phone and prayed that there was no way for the clerk to listen in to my conversation. The phone rang once, twice…
“Hello.”
“Amber, it’s me.”
“Mathew?” She whispered, “Where are you?” I could hear the springs of her mattress recoil as she got out of bed and the creak of floorboards as she stepped barefoot across a hardwood floor and then I heard her close a door and turn on a faucet in an effort to conceal our conversation.
“I can’t say right now, in case they’re listening.”
“Do you know what a shit storm you’ve started?”
“Yes, I’ve seen the news.”
“It’s not just that.” She sounded as though she were about to cry, “They’ve been here asking questions. They talked to Charlie. He’s been acting kinda weird. I think he knows about us.”
“He can’t know. The police don’t know anything for sure. I told them you were just a client.”
“Well if they’re listening to our telephone conversation they sure as hell know now Mathew!”
“Look, they’re probably not listening. A phone tap is a difficult thing to obtain. But just in case, I need to talk to you somewhere else. I want you to call me from a different number tomorrow. Call my cell phone. I won’t answer but I’ll call you right back. Do you know someone you can trust to let you make a private call?”
“Yes, I can call from…”
“Don’t say it. Just call me tomorrow whenever you can. I’ll get off at the nearest exit after you call and I’ll call you right back.”
“I’m a little scared Mathew. Charlie can be kinda crazy when he gets jealous.”
“He wouldn’t hurt you would he?”
“He never has before, but then I’ve never done this before.”
“Do you still think I have a sexy voice? Or are you sorry we ever met?”
She just sighed. “Well?”
“Yes.”
“Sorry we ever met?”
“We’ve never actually met ya idiot! Yes, I still think you have a sexy voice.”
“Believe it or not you’re my only friend…and I’m glad it’s you.”
“Yeah, yeah lover, me too.”
* * *
I had begun to have erotic dreams. I attributed the events to stress and a lack of sleep, although it is quite possible that I dreamt such dreams on many occasions before and never knew it due to the depth and soundness of my sleep.
One of my erotic dreams, my most recent dream, was the reason why I asked the hotel clerk for separate beds.
Sarah had been quite used to sleeping in my bed all of her life. She would sneak into my room for a half hour before school in the morning and “snuggle”, or she would fall asleep watching television sandwiched between
Catherine and I until Catherine would evoke an “I told you so” after Sarah had fallen asleep where she was not permitted. Also, on the occasions when I was frozen out of Catherine’s company, I would, as I have already confessed, espouse Sarah by spending the night with her cuddling on the couch. And ever since Sarah was an infant up until she was perhaps four or five she would fall asleep on my chest and to be honest I swam in the warm feeling she gave me by being so close to me, our hearts beating just inches apart for hours on end, her utter dependence and helplessness my crack cocaine, fueled my need to be needed, giving me a high like no drug could ever give. Being a father was something that I absolutely enjoyed. And after Catherine died I held Sarah in my arms regularly through the nights to comfort not only her but me as well. In short, I consciously espoused her. And while it clearly was a moral violation to confuse her so, I fully intended to cease espousing her once we overcame our grief. But alas the issue was forced when I had an erotic dream involving Sarah. When I awoke I was so appalled at myself that I was forced to make my way into the bathroom and as I vomited I made my mind up to insure that Sarah and I slept in separate beds from that point on. Not that I was worried that I would violate her. I loved her far too much to do so, but I realized that it was unhealthy for both Sarah and for me to confuse our roles. When Sarah awoke, it was the morning of the day when detective Bergant came to my house to tell me of Catherine’s poisoning; I had a difficult time looking her in the eyes. I felt as though I had actually defiled her. I showered for over half an hour that morning but I couldn’t wash my own self-loathing from my flesh. I couldn’t believe that such a monster lived within me. Perhaps, I supposed, it was just an expression of my unconditional love for her, that somehow, subconsciously, given the inseparable human association of sex with love, that I was demonstrating my love through the ultimate means. Is it possible that Freud skipped a chapter? I took solace in this rationalization regardless of the flaws it posed.
As it turned out, as I lay awake at five in the morning staring at the cracking yellowed plaster above my hotel bed in Louisville Kentucky in the din of the bathroom light, separate beds were not necessary, nor any bed at all for me. I didn’t sleep a wink that night. How could I? In less than an hour I would have to venture out into the dark and face my phobia, and then I would have to navigate some turbulent waters in avoiding the police and possibly risking Sarah’s safety in the process. But what choice did I have? If I had left Sarah behind with Catherine’s parents she would have been mentally scarred for life. And truthfully what would the point have been in running without her. My life without Sarah had no meaning. If I had left her behind I might just as well have turned myself in to the authorities.
So I rose from my bed and brushed my teeth and then packed our things into the overnight bag. I applied my disguise: a thin application of self-tanning agent and a pair of low powered reading glasses. With my black hair and beard I thought that I looked quite different. I laid out Sarah’s disguise, the baseball-cap and shirt and a pair of blue-jeans. I dressed her in her sleep and then laid her back down upon the bed before I grabbed our bag and then I slipped out through the front door and made my way into the night. To my surprise, with the sleep deprivation I had incurred that night; my level of alertness was actually heightened. It was no blessing. Every creak of a branch, every rustle of leaves or wind blown whistle through empty metal drum sent my fear-factor souring. I jumped and started at infinitesimal flash images of demons as real to me as my own heart that pounded so heavily against my chest that I could see and feel the thump of my pectoral push out against my shirt in violent throbs.
I crept around to the back of the building jumping out of my skin at every sound. Once at the corner of the building I hid in the shadows and surveyed the street for any sign of the police and I nearly urinated in my trousers when a cat meowed as it passed between my legs and rubbed against my ankle. I slinked to the car and tossed my bag into the back seat and left the car door slightly ajar. I moved along the side of the car and slid my hand across the cold tin skin of the cars body looking for the holes where the bullets had pierced. Finding the first of the three holes I knew of, I dug into the cold wet clay at my feet with my fingers and I scooped up a clump of mud and I pressed it into the cavity of the cars body to hide the wound. I felt and found the final two holes just below the driver side door and packed them with clay before I crept back to my room for Sarah. Once inside it took every bit of my will to garner the courage to pick Sarah up and carry her out into the dark. “Its okay baby,” I said to her as I buckled her in and peered into the back seat to make sure that nothing scary lurked there.
The engine disrupted the quiet of the darkness and I was wary that it might awaken the few other motel guests that lay sleeping, but there were no windows on the rear of the building and I saw no sign that I had disturbed anyone’s slumber. I crept onto the grey asphalt of the two lane highway and I throttled the engine as I turned the headlights on and headed west toward the freeway. I passed long patches of woods divided by the occasional driveway along the unlit two lane highway but there was no sign of life; no light; no sound; no police.
As I approached the on-ramp to the highway from seemingly out of nowhere a flash of blue light pierced my rear window.
I was dead meat
. If I ran then a swarm of police cruisers would corral me. If I pulled over then I would be going away in handcuffs. But at least by pulling over, I thought, Sarah would not be harmed. I cruised to the berm and I took a deep breath before reaching into my pocket and finding my wallet missing. I had packed it in the bag in the rear seat. Not wanting any shooting to get started I waited for the grim- reaper of law-and-order to tap at my window before I rolled it down. The officer wore the traditional grey collared shirt of the highway patrol along with a wide-rimmed ranger’s hat. She had her back hand on her revolver and she stood behind me so that my only view of her was through the side-view mirror. She wore a stern expression and compensated for her small stature with a deep raspy voice.
“License and registration.”
“I…I seem to have misplaced my wallet. My driver license is in it.”
She drew a deep sigh, “I’m going to have to ask you to step out of the car sir.” Her voice broke and I could tell that she was a little nervous.
I lifted the handle on the door and started to open it.
“Is that your wallet sir?” She pointed with her flashlight to a brown leather billfold on the passenger-side floor. It was the wallet of the black bearded Arab who had shot at me. I froze for a moment, and then I reached down and retrieved the wallet and handed it to the officer.
“Please remove your license.”
I opened the wallet and handed the drivers license to her. She shined her flashlight into my face and I shielded my eyes. She then shined the flashlight down at the license.
“It says that you wear corrective lenses. Where are your glasses?”
I reached into my pocket and removed the pair of reading glasses I had purchased and I put them on, “I’m sorry, I forgot to put them on after I left the rest stop.” I feigned the least hint of an Arab accent that I was sure she would find unconvincing. I looked up at her to read her face to see if she was actually buying that I was this Arab fellow. I had died my hair and beard black but my beard was just beginning to grow in. It wasn’t much more than stubble. “I’m sorry; I won’t let it happen again.” And just for good measure I added, “Was I speeding? I didn’t think that I was going very fast.”
“Where are you coming from?” “Cleveland. I just went there to pick up this car. I bought it on line from a Mr. Bonjiovoni.”
She shined the flashlight at Sarah. “Please, he is sleeping.”
She handed me back my driver’s license and broke her first smile of the affair, “I have a boy about that age. I’m sure he’s sleeping too. You have a nice day Mr. Assad.”
And just like that I was free again.
We drove all morning, afternoon and into the evening stopping only for gasoline and fast-food. The few police cars I saw watched me pass uneventfully and I started to relax the least bit as I listened to jazz music on the radio to calm my nerves. What I really needed was a tall scotch, but I settled for the soothing jazz music of Herbie Hancock and Johnny Legend and Nora Jones; the snappy beat of the drums leading the soothing pluck of the guitars the haunting wail of the horns and the soulful plunk of the ivories and the raspy vocal chords of their voices.
When we got to within a mile of St. Louis Amber finally called my cell phone. I exited the freeway and found a gas station with a pay-phone and I fueled the car while I called Amber.
“Charlie knows.” Amber said with a bit of a southern pout.
“What does he know?”
“He knows that you and I have a relationship…that we have phone sex.” She sighed, “I think he already knew even before the police talked to him. They suggested that we had spent a lot of time on the phone together. They asked him if I had taken any trips lately, as if he’d give me enough money to come see you!”
“Amber,” I paused, trying to gather my thoughts, “what exactly
did
you tell him.”
“I got mad when he started getting all
holier-than-thou on me, so I just told him everything, how we would get all steamy on the phone and how we would, you know…fuck!”
I desperately needed Amber’s help and I was grieving at the thought that she might have royally mucked things up, and the last thing I could afford was for her husband to follow her around and have her lead him to me. He’d do everything he could to get me thrown into the hoosegow. But I also needed to be sympathetic to her or she would break off what can only be considered a loose connection, given that we had never actually met; however, I also didn’t want to be saddled with her if her husband was about to throw her out on the street. I had my hands full taking care of Sarah and I certainly didn’t need another mouth to feed.
“Amber, where does that leave you? Are you getting a divorce?”
“Oh no! We talked things out last night and afterwards we went to bed and he asked me to talk dirty to him, like I did with you, and we balled like newlyweds until four in the morning. That’s why I didn’t call you until now. I slept all day. I was exhausted.”