Authors: Nick Oldham
His own phone was still on the dashboard of the Peugeot in Manchester and he needed a replacement, charged up and ready to go. He found a Carphone Warehouse and bought the cheapest pay-as-you-go he could find, and with further cajoling and a palm crossed with silver, he also bought a charged-up battery for it from a member of staff's own phone.
Thus armed he almost stepped out of the shop right into Mitch's arms.
Henry spotted him at the last moment and was lucky that the big man was looking in the opposite direction. Henry dropped quickly back into the shop and attempted to secrete himself behind one of the cardboard displays as Mitch rolled past â and did not look inside the shop.
Aware of the curious looks from the staff, he stood upright and walked slowly to the door and saw that Mitch had continued his journey up the street. Henry twisted away in the opposite direction, then turned into British Home Stores and went to the first floor. Between racks of clothing he switched on and registered the phone. There wasn't a great signal, but good enough to put in a call to Andrea Makin, raking up her number from memory.
âWhere the hell are you, Henry?'
âShakespeare country.'
âWhat?'
He told her.
âWhat are you doing there?'
âDrugs deal, I think.' He glanced at a lady who was inspecting a rack of clothing. She eyed him uncertainly. He gave her a wan smile and turned his back to her and filled in Andrea on what had happened since he'd last seen her, and gave her all the new information he had got on Ingram from Mitch over breakfast.
âYou be bloody careful,' she warned him.
âIt's my middle name.'
âWhat is?'
âU-be.'
She giggled. âAnd what the hell is this number?' He filled her in on that, too, then ended the call, switched off the phone and wondered where best to hide it. It could be a lifeline and he didn't want to lose it, or let Mitch get his grubby mitts on it. He had an idea on that score which entailed a short visit to WH Smith's on the opposite side of the street.
Next he found a café â not difficult in Stratford â and bought a lasagne and a bottle of mineral water, which he consumed heartily. He then killed more time with a coffee and a discarded newspaper before going into the men's room, locking himself in a cubicle and taking down his trousers.
It was just after five when he emerged into the end-of-the-day throng in the street, then made his way back across Clopton Bridge to join Mitch who was back in the Sonata, seat reclined, having been asleep. He looked groggy and puffy-eyed.
âHi, sleepyhead.'
âWhere've you been?'
âMoochin', eatin',' Henry said.
âI couldn't find you.'
âWhy were you looking?'
Mitch did not answer. Using the steering wheel he heaved himself upright, put his seat back up and declared he needed to piss. He was about to get out of the car when a big Audi saloon rolled into the car park and pulled up close to the back door of the hotel, marked, âTo Reception'.
âHere they are.'
Instinctively Henry lowered himself in the seat and watched two young men get out of the Audi, and each carry a holdall from the boot into the hotel. They looked relaxed and confident, had âthe walk'.
âLet 'em check in, then give 'em a call.'
âOK.' Henry's heart stepped up more than a beat. âWhat's going to happen?'
âWe go in, get the packages, leave.'
âWhy the change of clothing?'
âJust in case.'
âOf what?' Henry was getting annoyed by the conversation and feeling jumpy. He didn't mind a drugs deal going down. That sort of thing was bread and butter for an undercover cop. You just went with the flow and no one got hurt. Things changed seriously when there was the possibility of harm coming to someone. Then duty had to kick in. Whilst Mitch hadn't actually said anything concrete about causing harm to either of these men, he had less than subtly hinted at something and Henry believed Mitch was capable of going the whole nine yards if he had to. There was an undercurrent of violence running through him, underneath all that flab. Henry guessed he would be no slouch when it came to crunch time.
âI thought you needed a piss?'
âI'm holding it.' Mitch squirmed, kneading his privates.
They sat back and waited, giving the men, A and B, fifteen minutes to get settled in their rooms.
Then Mitch called one on his mobile.
âHey, it's me ⦠yeah, thought you would've ⦠look, can we proceed? I know you've got places to go.' Mitch listened a moment. âYep, good ⦠room two-one-six ⦠be there in minutes.' He ended the call, turned to Henry. âAll you need to do is carry the merchandise, OK, Frank? That's all you need to do,' he stressed. Mitch's breathing became shallow. Henry saw he was suddenly wound up: licking his lips, sweat on the forehead. Or maybe he just needed to get to that toilet. âLet's do it.'
The pair walked nonchalantly through the hotel, bypassing reception and seeing no one else in the corridors. Room 216 was on the first floor, in a wing a long way from the front of the hotel. There was a painting of some sort of wading bird on the door.
âHey, a redshank,' Mitch said, then knocked.
The door opened.
Behind it stood Man A, so named by Henry, who saw he was of Asian origin. He was the smaller of the two men, but looked strong and muscled as though he worked out and wasn't averse to a steroid or two. He smiled, flashing bright, unnaturally white teeth with an inlaid diamond in a front one, which twinkled in the light.
He was dressed in a tight-fitting vest and tracksuit bottoms.
âMitch, hi,' he said. His eyes took in Henry. They narrowed. âWho's this?'
âNew member of staff.'
âCRB checked and everything,' Henry quipped.
Both men gave him a withering look.
âOK,' Man A said. He trusted Mitch. They'd done business in the past. He jerked his head and all three retreated into the room, passing the bathroom on the left, wardrobe on the right, opening out into a double bedroom where Man B lounged indolently on the bed, still dressed in his suit. Henry guessed the room was probably Man A's, because he'd had a change of clothing.
âHow do, Mitch,' Man B said amiably. He was a white man, well tanned, with slicked-back hair. He was a good-looking fellow, something along the lines of Pierce Brosnan in his James Bond days, but younger, fitter, alert and more dangerous.
As opposed to the Honey Monster with Henry.
Man B did not even look at Henry.
The two holdalls they had brought in were on the suitcase shelf next to the dressing table.
âNo probs?' Mitch asked.
âNone.' Man A was standing by his side, Henry was behind Mitch, but he could also see a couple of hand guns on the dressing table.
Mitch picked one up.
Both A and B suddenly became rigid.
âNo probs, good to hear.' Mitch inspected the gun, turning it to the light. To their relief, and Henry's, he replaced it. âLook guys,' he started to say. âJeez, need a piss ⦠mind if I â¦?' He sort of pointed to the bathroom.
âHelp yourself.'
Mitch disappeared into the bathroom, closed and locked the door. The sound of him urinating filled the silence, a long, sustained function.
Henry gave A and B a forced smile. âBig bladder.'
âYou a new employee, eh?' Man A asked.
âThat's right.'
âIn what capacity?'
âUh, cultural director,' Henry said, off the cuff.
Both men regarded him with screwed up faces as though he were nuts.
Mitch's peeing continued behind the close doors. He even groaned in relief.
âMotorway coffee,' Henry explained.
The toilet flushed. A tap ran. Mitch hummed noisily, happy now.
Man A perched on the edge of the bed. Henry's eyes moved from the men, to the holdalls, to the guns. He even found himself estimating how long it would take him to reach the firepower. It would be a tight-run thing, that was for sure.
A relieved Mitch emerged from the bathroom, smiling. He stood behind Henry.
âRight guys,' he said, rubbing his wet hands together. âIs it all there?'
âAs ever,' Man B said defensively.
âMm, as ever,' Mitch ruminated. âFrank â¦' He touched Henry in the middle of the back. âGrab the bags.'
Henry took a step.
âDo we need to check it?' he asked.
âNo, these guys're sound.'
Henry saw the faintest glimmer of relief in A and B. Their skimming, so they thought, had gone unnoticed ⦠at least that is what they believed as Henry grabbed a holdall in each hand and lifted them up. They were pretty weighty, but then half a million's worth of coke, less the skim, would be, he thought.
Mitch stood aside as Henry passed him and went to the room door. He turned and Mitch was still facing the two delivery men. Just then Henry noticed the handle of a pistol sticking out of his waistband at the small of his back.
âBy the way, guys, this'll be the last drop-off for you.'
The men tensed up. Their eyes immediately became wary, flicking between their weapons and Mitch, sensing something was now very wrong.
With a speed which Henry would have thought him incapable of, Mitch suddenly grabbed one of the guns from the dressing table and pointed it somewhere between the men.
âWhat the fuck's going on, Mitch?'
âGame over, fellas. Mr Ingram don't like cheats. He pays you well and you still wanted more.'
âHey, hey, don't know what you're talking about,' Man A said quickly. âWe don't rip any cunt off.' His hands were up submissively, palms forward, in a gesture of innocence.
Mitch switched hands. The gun went from right to left, then his free arm snaked round his back and he slid the pistol out of his waistband. It had a slim silencer screwed on to it. It was a .22 calibre, an assassin's gun.
âWe
know
,' Mitch said, emphasizing the second word. âEnquiries have been done.'
He didn't waste any more time, which is the way things are done in real life. Killers did not spend a great deal of time chatting to their victims, discussing the psychological aspects of their crimes. They just killed.
The first shot, no more than a âphtt' went into Man A's face, smacked into his left eyeball at an angle which meant it spun out through his temple, jerking him around and showering the wall and bedside cabinet with blood, brain and eyeball.
Man B started a frantic scramble away up the bed, a squeal of terror starting to form in his mouth.
Mitch shot him in the throat, then in the right shoulder, the impact of the bullets throwing him off the bed. He landed with a thump on the carpet between the bed and the window. Splashes of blood flicked across the net curtain. He gurgled and writhed where he lay, his hands clawing at his throat.
Mitch âhumphed' and turned his attention back to Man A.
He was dead, half on, half off the bed, a quarter of his face missing. For good measure Mitch put another in his head, one in his chest. He then walked around the bed and finished off Man B.
This done, he stood upright and looked at Henry, grinning with satisfaction.
Henry had frozen, transfixed.
He had been more than right about Mitch. Big and fat though he was, he was also fast and deadly.
Henry was stunned, looking accusingly at Mitch, who said, âWhat, Frank? Had to be done.'
Henry opened his mouth, but words would not come.
Mitch checked his watch. âI reckon if we put the “do not disturb” sign on the door, we've a good sixteen or eighteen hours before these idiots are found.' His tone was matter-of-fact and businesslike. âLet's just get their phones off them, first.' Henry did not move. âGet their phones!'
âMe?' Henry found a tiny voice.
âYeah â there's one on the bedside cabinet there, the other'll probably be in a pocket. Can't have the cops finding any incriminating numbers, can we?'
Henry dropped the holdalls and sidled past Mitch, picked up the phone and pocketed it, his eyes always on the dead man.
âNow get the one from him,' Mitch ordered, jerking his index finger at Man B on the opposite side of the bed. Henry did as he was told and knelt down next to dead man number two, he of the gaping throat wound, one in the head, one in the chest, one in the shoulder.
âShit,' he said under his breath. âShit, shit, shit!'
âOh, just fucking get on with it,' Mitch whined impatiently.
Henry got on with the task, Mitch overseeing his work. He found a mobile phone in Man B's pocket and fished it out, unable to prevent himself getting blood on his jacket at the wrist. âDone,' he said, shakily standing up.
âHere, give them to me.' Henry passed both phones to Mitch. In his left hand, Mitch was still holding the gun belonging to one of the dead men. He looked at it, then at Henry, who felt his legs quake. But Mitch shook his head angrily. âWhy did I pick this bloody thing up? Now I'll have to take it as it's got my fingerprints all over it. What was I thinking? Stupid boy ⦠should've just blasted the fuckers ⦠still â¦' He looked around the room. âDon't think we've left anything in the way of DNA and shit, have we?'
âDid you wipe the toilet and the sink?'
âGood point. I pissed on the rim.' He went back to the bathroom. Henry heard him humming whilst he cleaned the toilet with loo paper, then flushed it away. He came out, slid the gun he had been foolish enough to pick up into one of the holdalls. His own gun had disappeared and Henry wondered where it had gone, but he could have hidden it anywhere under all that fat.
âOK, grab the bags, pal ⦠plan is' â he bent to peer through the security spy hole in the door â âyou mosey out through the hotel by yourself and get into the car, which is open. Put the bags in the boot. Then wait for me. Best if we're not seen together. I'll be with you in five.'